Leggy blonde Chelsea Handler is Playboy Magazine’s newest bunny.

On The Jay Leno Show Wednesday night (Click Here For The Video!), the acid-tongued meanie showed off her cover on the magazine’s December 2009 holiday issue, where she appears in a tiny gold bikini.

Sorry guys, you’ll be disappointed to learn that Chelsea won’t be getting naked to show you why her milkshake brought all the boys to the yard — at least not in this issue. The inside photo features the hostess of E!’s Chelsea Lately covered up by an apron and mini dress while preparing a vodka-soaked Christmas meal with her sidekick Chuy.