-After 40 years of searching, an adopted man discovers deranged serial killer Charles Manson is his real dad…..

-Listen up, parents: The suffocation deaths of four infants have prompted government officials to order the largest crib recall in American history……

-Jessica Simpson demands Perez Hilton stop using words she can’t understand to insult her family!

-Cindy Crawford wanted her famous mole removed….

-J-Hud In Coming To The White House!

-John Mayer says: “I should be having sex with more girls!”

-Kelis is back with an electronic-inspired single that is sure to be a hit on the gay club circuit. It’s “Milkshake” all over again…..

-Ha, Ha! Breezy has been booted from a track on Timbaland’s Shock Value II…..

-Meet Angel Liu Wen, The First Asian Victoria’s Secret Supermodel…..

-Now that Courteney Cox’s “private family matter” is in order, Cougar Town will resume production next week….