Celebs That Look Like Animals
Collectively, celebrities are widely regarded as the most attractive people in the world. There are some however, that do not fit this bill and are rather peculiar looking. Others are outright ugly, and then there is a special niche that so few fit into: the celebrities that resemble various animals. The following is a list of the most striking examples of these types of celebs.
Jamie Hyneman – Walrus
(source The Mythbusters guy is probably one of the most obvious examples, but it is interesting to note that not only the whiskers are similar – but, the discoloration and bloating are as well.
Adrian Brody – Toucan
(source Brody’s acting prowess goes without saying after his performance in The Pianist. He does, however, too much like a toucan to ever become a serious leading man in Hollywood.
Seal – Seal
(source It’s not just a clever name.
Sarah Jessica Parker – Horse
(source The muscly best on the left looks an awful lot like the muscly best on the right. But, the most striking resemblance, has to be in the face. It is a wonder how she ever made it past her staring role in Annie.
Snoop Dogg – Doberman Pincer
(source This one is just so easy. Snoop looks exactly like a dog. Perhaps, also not just a clever name.
Steven Tyler – Bearded Dragon
(source Steven Tyler is one of the strangest looking lizards in the world, its the lips – especially the top one – that are a deal-breaker.
Tina Turner – Chow
(source Tina Turner got a lot of attention for her legs and ability to perform. She deserves some attention for how much she looks like a chow, too.
Donatella Versace
(source Donatella Versace (Right), looks an awful lot like the Ostrich.
New York – Golden Retriever/Cocker Spaniel Mix
(source New York has the face of a dog, so she is lucky that her body is near perfect.
Prince – Miniature Doberman
(source Aww look, they both have little vests. And they probably both spend a lot of times just shivering.
Victoria Beckham – Bobcat
(source They are both fierce-looking, beautiful and never smile.
Rainn Wilson – Bald Eagle
(source Ever since U.S. version of The Office became a hit, life has become a little bit more bearable for all the caveman-headed, bird-looking, middle-aged men out there.
Renee Zellweger – Bunny
(source Renee Zellweger is either the most attractive bunny ever, or the strangest looking woman ever, or a combination thereof.
Jack Nicholson – Green Lizard
(source Look at this guy.
Owen Wilson – Hawk
(source In a way, you have to take your hat g off to the Hollywood star that forgoes rhinoplasty, but bare in mind, they will end up on lists, drawing comparisons to birds.
Bjork – Spider Monkey
(source Can’t you just imagine watching this monkey (either) sing about dancing pixies and smile clouds?
Flava Flav – Chimpanzee
(source The only difference between these two are: gold teeth, nine kids, imposable thumbs and a sideways hat.
Josh Hartnett – Golden Retriever
(source Ever notice how Josh Hartnett has those weird, stoned eyes that dogs always have too?
Jon Heder – Beaver
(source This “Napolean Dynamite” guy here is one weird-looking dude.
Dog The Bounty Hunter – Lion
(s0urce It is rumored that Dog has grown his hair out in effort to be as intimidating . What he hasn’t managed to do is cover up the huge bald spot with anything better than his current comb-over. The king of the jungle, on the other hand, never has to worry about this.
Jack Black – French Bulldog
(source Both Black and the dog look like they walk around on their face.
Joaquin Phoenix – Brown Bear
(source Jaoquin Phoenix has done a good job at transforming from himself from a Johnny Cash impersonator, to a drug addict bear with huge pupils and a strange hair accessory.
Written by Sarah on March 12th, 2009 | Tagged as: Popular Culture
On March 12th 2009, KKA wrote:
SO TRU FOR MOST- a bit too looked for the rest but siooo bloody funny
On March 12th 2009, KKA wrote:
You forgot this:
http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2009/…
On March 13th 2009, dbledwich wrote:
That's not donatella versace. It's some Marquise or some shit.
Read it on another celeb blog. Perhaps DListed?
On March 13th 2009, hobo chili wrote:
That's RACIST!
White people are, like, all noble animals?! And black people are mostly DOGS and animals you hit with clubs?!
On March 14th 2009, Deadpool wrote:
Ah yes, the noble walrus and beaver, they reign supreme over the doberman and chimpanzee.
You sir, (or madam) are a fool.
Tell me, besides seals, who in the world is clubbin' chimps, chows, and dobermans?
On March 30th 2009, Maggie wrote:
WOW!!! some of those are really close.
On March 31st 2009, MeMe Precious wrote:
LMAO So True
On April 16th 2009, Chismes wrote:
This is fantastic. I couldn't agree more with Snoop Dog and Rainn Wilson animals. :D
On April 26th 2009, AbsolutelyTrue wrote:
These are excellent, nice roundup – and they are so funny because they're SO true! Thanks for the giggles. :)
On April 26th 2009, Liam wrote:
Owen Wilson looks like a butterscotch stallion.
On April 26th 2009, no way wrote:
NOT EVEN CLOSE
WHATS THIS?
On April 27th 2009, Kai wrote:
Jack Black seriously does look like that dog. :O
On May 11th 2009, stev0 wrote:
Also Michael.C.Hall looks like an ape!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3248/2454630049_9e…
On May 27th 2009, nici wrote:
for cryin out loud hobo chili, does the race card have to be pulled out everytime someone doesn't agree with the comments of another? i'm sure no disrespect was meant (race-wise). Anyway, if anyone should be insulted it should be the poor lion and ostrich!
On June 21st 2009, Union Tom wrote:
No, no, no … Julia Roberts is more equine than SJP
On December 1st 2009, Braaaaaiiiiiinnnnnns wrote:
flava – flav. I think the term you are looking for is opposable and not imposable.
On December 1st 2009, Spellcheck wrote:
On February 14th 2010, anonymous wrote:
to whoever the author of this article, you are so insulting even though im not affected. what do you call yourself? are you perfect enough? huh?
On February 21st 2010, Cin wrote:
It's interesting that the only list on here I've seen so far which features black people — is the list that compares them to animals….
On April 19th 2010, adriana wrote:
new york looks like a walrus
On May 15th 2010, liana wrote:
All i have to say is that this is very RACIST! You had nothing good to say about the black people.
On June 10th 2010, inurface wrote:
liana, i sure as hell am glad i dont look like the animal that is most commonly associated with blubbler, a beaver which is the animal that people group other people with big front teeth with, or one of the ugliest dogs ever breeded. And now we get to the guy with the creepiest eyes in the world that make him look like a stalker physco.however, the people here that have more melanin in their skin look like either cute dogs, or monkeys. and the ones that are said to look like monkeys aint got nuttin on gw bush. thank you, and goodnight. you just got roasted by a 15 yr old. have a nice day. :)
On July 8th 2010, J. V. wrote:
Even if you love her or hate her Michelle Obama resembles a baboon. It’s not a racist thing but she purely and truly reminds me of an ape with the mouth and teeth that match that of a baboon in particular. Personally I believe she should stay out of the politics but her looks are absolutely that of a baboon. it is very obvious. That is one hideous baboon for a first lady.
On July 18th 2010, mimi wrote:
The first list i see which feature blacks-too bad is about loooks alike to animals..shame on you
On January 18th 2011, kelsea wrote:
how is this racist, theres different people of different skin tones being made fun of equally, i’d rather be compared to a pincher or seal than a walrus or ostrich or lizard.
i for one think this is Hilarious and im all about equality
On March 20th 2011, Charlene wrote:
I think there are too many people out there who have too much time doing nothing. The world is filled with people who resemble animals…but most of these folks here are less attractive than the animals they are compared to. I didn’t understand that one about Renee Zellweger. She’s not a great beauty but she isn’t ugly…yet she is absolutely not as cute as a bunny! Owen DEFINITELY needs a nose job, and the sooner the better! And I certainly don’t see any racist thing happening here…not anywhere. That’s just shit from some people who are always looking for a reason to cry “racist!” Well, I have wasted enough of my own time commenting on this dumb little game that some people spent waaayyy too much time creating and have likely forgotten about it by now. Life is for LIVING…not for sitting around looking stupid. Actually, I believe that all the people involved in the creation of this “game” should be punished for animal abuse! How would YOU like to be compared to those people???!!!!
On July 24th 2012, fujishimaakiko wrote:
Sheryl Crow looks much more like a horse than Sarah Jessica Parker…lol!
On February 24th 2013, James Power wrote:
The one with Jamie Hyneman is classic. All the man really needs are the right dental features and the resemblance would be spot on.