Celebs That Look Like Animals
Collectively, celebrities are widely regarded as the most attractive people in the world. There are some however, that do not fit this bill and are rather peculiar looking. Others are outright ugly, and then there is a special niche that so few fit into: the celebrities that resemble various animals. The following is a list of the most striking examples of these types of celebs.
Jamie Hyneman – Walrus
The Mythbusters guy is probably one of the most obvious examples, but it is interesting to note that not only the whiskers are similar – but, the discoloration and bloating are as well.
Adrian Brody – Toucan
Brody’s acting prowess goes without saying after his performance in The Pianist. He does, however, too much like a toucan to ever become a serious leading man in Hollywood.
Seal – Seal
It’s not just a clever name.
Sarah Jessica Parker – Horse
The muscly best on the left looks an awful lot like the muscly best on the right. But, the most striking resemblance, has to be in the face. It is a wonder how she ever made it past her staring role in Annie.
Snoop Dogg – Doberman Pincer
This one is just so easy. Snoop looks exactly like a dog. Perhaps, also not just a clever name.
Steven Tyler – Bearded Dragon
Steven Tyler is one of the strangest looking lizards in the world, its the lips – especially the top one – that are a deal-breaker.
Tina Turner – Chow
Tina Turner got a lot of attention for her legs and ability to perform. She deserves some attention for how much she looks like a chow, too.
Donatella Versace
Donatella Versace (Right), looks an awful lot like the Ostrich.
New York – Golden Retriever/Cocker Spaniel Mix
New York has the face of a dog, so she is lucky that her body is near perfect.
Prince – Miniature Doberman
Aww look, they both have little vests. And they probably both spend a lot of times just shivering.
Victoria Beckham – Bobcat
They are both fierce-looking, beautiful and never smile.
Rainn Wilson – Bald Eagle
Ever since U.S. version of The Office became a hit, life has become a little bit more bearable for all the caveman-headed, bird-looking, middle-aged men out there.
Renee Zellweger – Bunny
Renee Zellweger is either the most attractive bunny ever, or the strangest looking woman ever, or a combination thereof.
Jack Nicholson – Green Lizard
Look at this guy.
Owen Wilson – Hawk
In a way, you have to take your hat g off to the Hollywood star that forgoes rhinoplasty, but bare in mind, they will end up on lists, drawing comparisons to birds.
Bjork – Spider Monkey
Can’t you just imagine watching this monkey (either) sing about dancing pixies and smile clouds?
Flava Flav – Chimpanzee
The only difference between these two are: gold teeth, nine kids, imposable thumbs and a sideways hat.
Josh Hartnett – Golden Retriever
Ever notice how Josh Hartnett has those weird, stoned eyes that dogs always have too?
Jon Heder – Beaver
This “Napolean Dynamite” guy here is one weird-looking dude.
Dog The Bounty Hunter – Lion
It is rumored that Dog has grown his hair out in effort to be as intimidating . What he hasn’t managed to do is cover up the huge bald spot with anything better than his current comb-over. The king of the jungle, on the other hand, never has to worry about this.
Jack Black – French Bulldog
Both Black and the dog look like they walk around on their face.
Joaquin Phoenix – Brown Bear
Jaoquin Phoenix has done a good job at transforming from himself from a Johnny Cash impersonator, to a drug addict bear with huge pupils and a strange hair accessory.
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On March 13th 2009, KKA wrote:
SO TRU FOR MOST- a bit too looked for the rest but siooo bloody funny
On March 13th 2009, KKA wrote:
You forgot this:
http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/madonna-totally-looks-like-a-frog.jpg
On March 13th 2009, dbledwich wrote:
That’s not donatella versace. It’s some Marquise or some shit.
Read it on another celeb blog. Perhaps DListed?
On March 13th 2009, hobo chili wrote:
That’s RACIST!
White people are, like, all noble animals?! And black people are mostly DOGS and animals you hit with clubs?!
On March 14th 2009, Deadpool wrote:
Ah yes, the noble walrus and beaver, they reign supreme over the doberman and chimpanzee.
You sir, (or madam) are a fool.
Tell me, besides seals, who in the world is clubbin’ chimps, chows, and dobermans?
On March 30th 2009, Maggie wrote:
WOW!!! some of those are really close.
On March 31st 2009, MeMe Precious wrote:
LMAO So True
On April 16th 2009, Chismes wrote:
This is fantastic. I couldn’t agree more with Snoop Dog and Rainn Wilson animals. :D
On April 26th 2009, AbsolutelyTrue wrote:
These are excellent, nice roundup – and they are so funny because they’re SO true! Thanks for the giggles. :)
On April 26th 2009, Liam wrote:
Owen Wilson looks like a butterscotch stallion.
On April 27th 2009, no way wrote:
NOT EVEN CLOSE
WHATS THIS?
On April 27th 2009, Kai wrote:
Jack Black seriously does look like that dog. :O
On May 11th 2009, stev0 wrote:
Also Michael.C.Hall looks like an ape!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3248/2454630049_9e8a5979f6.jpg
On May 27th 2009, nici wrote:
for cryin out loud hobo chili, does the race card have to be pulled out everytime someone doesn’t agree with the comments of another? i’m sure no disrespect was meant (race-wise). Anyway, if anyone should be insulted it should be the poor lion and ostrich!
On June 22nd 2009, Union Tom wrote:
No, no, no … Julia Roberts is more equine than SJP