On a fabulous vacation serving as groupie to my comedian boyfriend we had the fortune of staying at the Club Med in Port St. Lucie, Florida.
For struggling writers like us, this was the HIGH LIFE.
Open buffet, sun, water, and all the booze you can stomach.

Also drawn to the Club Med, apparently, are celebrities like Eddie Money. Remember that guy? Eddie freakin Money! And we almost saw this bastion of rock and roll puttering around the Club Med golf course. We didn’t ACTUALLY see him, but I heard the dirt from a drunk at the comedy club that night. This guy, a UPS delivery driver, was paired with Eddie Money and a couple of his buddies for a round of golf.

When UPS guy asked Eddie if he minded if he smoked a little pot, Eddie and his buddies were IN. After that, they were fast friends, and UPS guy was invited to their concert that night at some tiny venue and then back stage to party. UPS guy, wasted at the club, said it “blew his mind.” No doubt.