The Best Celebrity “Oops” Moments Of All Time
The celebrity nipple slip is more than just boobage – it’s a fashion statement designed to announce that this celebrity too is a tramp to rival the other horde of tramps already gracing the industry with wardrobe malfunctions and nipple slips with varying degrees of class and stupidity.
Not all nipple slips are created equal though – some are humorously unfortunate, others pulled off with unbelievable poise, and then there’s the majority of nipple slips – accompanied by all-too-painfully-obvious sign that this particular celebrity is either too drunk or too stupid (or both).
We’ve collected some of the classic nipple slip / wardrobe malfunction incidents in celebrity history – we’ll be adding to this list, so keep checking back and if there’s someone who we’ve missed, let us know in the comments.
Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan letting it all hang out in Bahamas with Calum Best in between rehab visits number one and two… or was it 2 and 3? Sorry she has been in and out so much I have lost count. It seems that the girl not only has a serious cocaine problem, but also she has problems finding any type of bra that fits:
Britney Spears
Over the last year or so it seems like a day does not go by without Britney flashing one or all of her bits and bobs (for example this is the get up from this week, very fetching wig don’t you think?) But this one is quintessential Britney nip slip:
Kate Moss
Cocaine Kate is known as the icon of style. Well one thing she should know is how to find a bikini that fits. And it is not like this is the case of “if you have it flaunt it” (before you disagree, see these topless Kate Moss shots first – stuff to scare your kids with, eh?). But anyhow if the story is true that vile on again – off again love of her life/coke buddy/cat molester Pete Doherty has been paid $100k to dish the dirt to ITV on cocaine Kate, well I think nip slips will be the least of her problems:
Tara Reid
Now this picture must have been around the Internet million times over, but it still baffles me, how in the world you cannot feel your whole boob is actually exposed? A breeze? Something, anything? Maybe because the boobs are fake, maybe because it really did not bother Tara Reid that much, be it as it may this one is a timeless classic.
Paris Hilton
Just one of many nip slips by the ex-jailbird heiress, this one is quite demure by her standards. But she really does strike you the Bible reading girl doesn’t she?
At least she has not forgotten about her promise to be more philanthropic – 20% of sales proceeds of Rich Prosecco, new champers that Paris is flogging, will go to charity. Ummmm hello!!! One, she was in jail for DUI and two this particular champers comes in a can.
Ali Larter
Not only Ali Larter is kick ass Niki/Jessica on super popular show Heroes (although this year has been a bit of a disappointment I have to say) she seems like a regular girl. And goes to show that this can happen to the best of us. That is why that tape-boob-thingy has been invented.
Katie Holmes
Now this incident must have happened before Tom Cruise sinked his clutches on Katie. I’m sure nowadays she has someone who checks twice if anything that is not supposed to hang out is actually hanging out. It even makes her look somehow human doesn’t it?
Kirsten Dunst
And here girls is the reason why, as our lovely model Kirsten Dunst demonstrates, you should always try on a bikini before you actually purchase it.
Mischa Barton
I love the fact Mischa Barton actually has a spokesperson to inform us of the fact this was a wardrobe malfunction. This particular dress is asking for trouble and this is not just a nip slip, but a boob hanging out classic Tara Reid style.
Jessica Simpson
Her marriage might have broken apart, her movies might have flopped, but at least Jessica Simpson can still flash some boobs and get media attention. Although unlike with Cocaine Kate, this is actually the case of “if you have it, flaunt it”.
Christina Ricci
The nipple slip in itself isn’t a source of amusement but the rabbit-caught-in-the-headlights look (or, as I see it, the I’m-piss-drunk-and-about-to-pass-out look) helps Christina on to this list.
Janet Jackson
The most famous nipple slip in the history of celebrity wardrobe malfunctions wasn’t just a mere nipple slip caught by an ejaculating cameraman at the beach – it was watched live by millions of viewers, not pleasant to watch (I mean, come on, are nipple rings really a turn-on?) and as ‘mistakes’ go, they don’t come any funnier than this.
Pamela Anderson
Although her Baywatch babe days are long gone, this list would not be complete without Pamela Anderson. She might not have much feeling left in those breasts of hers, but hey if you had so much work done if you have it, flaunt it. And she does.
Uma Thurman
I do think most men and women will agree that Uma Thurman is gorgeous. But this dress is beyond me. Can you imagine she has actually co-hosted the event and they let her wear that dress? It is not so much of a nip slip, I mean why bother wearing anything at all? But for a mother of two, you have to agree she looks fantastic.
Megan Fox
Here’s Megan Fox at the Hollywood Life Breakthrough Of The Year Awards, and that’s not the only thing breaking through. Yes, we have our first Megan Fox nipple slip. Now that deserves an award all in itself.
Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz does seem like a bit of a hippy, dippy chick at heart that is why it seems she suffers from the same wardrobe malfunction time and time again. After all who needs a bra? At least she does not have a spokesperson informing us every time her nip slips grace the tabloids that it was in fact a wardrobe malfunction.
Beyonce Knowles
Forget about the obvious nip slips, Beyonce gives us a lesson in how to prevent embarrassing nipple slips – as seen in this photo, her dress (or rather, the double-sided tape that is struggling to hold on to Beyonce’s dress and her boob for dear life) just about reveals Beyonce’s right breast but stops short.
Ashlee Simpson
Now in general Ashlee Simpson is not prone to nip slips, booty flashing or anything of the sort that is why this picture is such a rarity. But hey maybe her and Kirsten Dunst should go bikini shopping together.
Adriana Lima
Ok, sure, so most people who know Adriana Lima have seen more than just her nipples, but the fact that this particular nipple slip happened during a photo shoot where, umm, she wasn’t supposed to flash her boobies, this makes the list for the sheer irony.
Sophie Marceau
It seems that French actress Sophie Marceau really had a wardrobe malfunction with this one (unlike many of the previous ladies). And imagine it seems she is even embarrassed about it. Now that is a rare thing nowadays when you think that Britney does it unapologetically on daily basis.
Courtney Cox-Arquette
Man that kid is evil…or pure genius.
In case you’re thinking that you can’t have enough nipple slips, you’re right – we have a whole section of the site dedicated just to nipple slips, so go on and knock yourself out.
Written by hotgossip on December 13th, 2007 | Tagged as: Adriana Lima,Ali Larter,Ashlee Simpson,Beyonce Knowles,Britney Spears,Cameron Diaz,Christina Ricci,Courtney Cox Arquette,Janet Jackson,Jessica Simpson,Kate Moss,Katee Holmes,Kirsten Dunst,Lindsay Lohan,Megan Fox,Mischa Barton,Nipple Slips,NSFW,Paris Hilton,Sophie Marceau,Tara Reid,Uma Thurman
On October 26th 2008, Ashu wrote:
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On January 5th 2009, m wrote:
tara reid just got a boobjob and couldnt feel that her dress fell
On February 1st 2009, john wrote:
Nice nip slips, most of them are flat chested though, except for the girls w/ the implants… I wanna see a Kim Kardashian nip slip …….. Who's w/ me?
On February 22nd 2009, locks wrote:
that was beauTITful. im with john give us kim kardashian
On March 15th 2009, Sasha wrote:
These girls have mental problems as a norm they wear shirts that are low or push up bras and their personality revolve around their breasts,there is something very depressing about that if you take a second to think about it. these are future pill heads/joan rivers- and they influence teenage girls to be hedonist primitives-civilized societies: women and girls in places other than the beach are covered. When did that change, showing cleavage and nipples to grandfathers and grandkids teenagers…something is eerie.
On March 21st 2009, JUHI wrote:
It is filthy though that we have forgotten they are a private part (meant for one's man or for one's baby just like the vagina both obviously have private sexual functions & for both parties!)….in a decent society (and I 'm a teacher by the way: low cut shirts are not allowed nor short skirts)women are not flaunting everywhere in public, there is something very primitive about this– In India they are two grades higher & it might have something to do with that…the women don't walk around half nude out of desperation to be sexy…sexy is what sexy is does in the bedroom, not showing privates to little kids in public…that's very un sexy actually and mostly of pedophile nature.
On March 22nd 2009, JUHI wrote:
Decent women know the difference between shirts that come to collarbone and shirts that come to the ribs, y even bother wearing a shirt at all? maybe they have gotten too expensive! and these women on top of wearing shirts that come to the ribs, will bend over for any man without covering, it is so lewd and so not classy! Women's lib suffered to get us equal rights and your kind turns us all into pedophiles loose Godless prostitutes, thanks! and you wonder why sexual harrassment suits occur! but you are probably a prostitute at work too! Enuf said! :)
On March 28th 2009, JUHI wrote:
To Sasha: Something is DISGUSTING and eerie….and pathetic and desperate for a quick buck from any man or teen or young adult they came across lol – do you see men flashing their penises? maybe in Africa…but breasts really are a private part in civilized society, there's a you tube video called Royal Zulu Reed dance- I think our culture has been inspired last few years! (YUK!)
On April 5th 2009, molly wrote:
omg
On April 6th 2009, ray wrote:
where is Avril/
On June 1st 2009, alalalalalala wrote:
who cares? it happens to all of us so fuck you!!! haha lol
On June 3rd 2009, santen wrote:
Now if us ordinary people could get publicity like this! Santenintdes
On June 4th 2009, Sarah C wrote:
See twenty celebrities that have aged miserably in this site. They have to flash everyone's brother, husband, and father, and their kids because they are very aged and wrinkling at a very young age, by 35 many have tons of wrinkles. Indecency is indecency. Because the prostitutes are strippers, the rest of the women have to compete with the stripper culture- and by flashing the whole world, they stand to make more money. They are totally disgusting. And don't be fooled by pictures in magazines,. It is one big facade. Madonna in pictures looks normal but you can see what she really looks like by 50 (majority of them by 40 look extremely aged) by visiting anvari.org and typing in search celebrities without makeup. The saddest thing is when it becomes "popular culture". If your man and have a sister or Mom you would be so ashamed and humiliated if your sister showed her privates in public, but it's happening. they are compleley shamless and desperate and very low iq, that is obvious! Herpes is an epidemic by the way,one out of four women have it. You wonder why!
On June 30th 2009, awoas wrote:
the Tara Reid pic, her boob got stripped by her manager.
On June 30th 2009, Cracker wrote:
What is up with Tara Rieds nipple? Crazy
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On July 2nd 2009, rakesh wrote:
wow
On July 6th 2009, luis ortega wrote:
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On July 17th 2009, theimfamous1337f0x wrote:
failures
On July 31st 2009, jew beater wrote:
If any of u jacked off to this, go get a girl. The one with the baby really isnt her fault. guys we need to tell girls to stop flashing. if you are like me, u stay away from that girl because shes probly a slut with aids.
On August 12th 2009, unknowm wrote:
jew beater – why are you looking then ?
On August 13th 2009, theimfamous1337f0x wrote:
even tho i agree with jew beater id have to say…..why hell would either of u look at this failure
On August 21st 2009, andross!!@#$%^ wrote:
ALL OF YOU SICK FUCKS NEED TO STOP LOOKING AT NIP SLIPS AND PORN JUST BECUASE YOU CAN'T GET A GIRL. AND TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU WANA FUCK SOMEONE DOESN'T MEAN YOUR EVER GUNNA..SO GET THE HELL OFF OF PORN AND GET A LIFE YOU FUCKING BASTARDS ^^
On August 21st 2009, andross!!@#$%^ wrote:
ANYONE WHO DISAGREES NEEDS TO SUCK MY BIG HARRY DICK >:O ^-^ ALL OF YOU ARE GAY ^-^ I LOVE YOU ALL HAVE A NICE DAY YOU FUCKING PERVS
On August 25th 2009, crazy22222222222222 wrote:
megan fox is so hot
On September 17th 2009, bambam wrote:
Its a sad sad day in America, you people get off, looking at a breast,, you sick sick people,, thats why America sucks today.. most country's would laugh at you stupid Americans, this website..
On October 1st 2009, NIPSLIPSMOOTH wrote:
I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, I LOVE NIP SLIPS, UPSKIRT AND OPPS, PLEASE GIVE ME MORE AND MORE AND MORE, THANK YOU.
On October 13th 2009, sween wrote:
i dont have a girl atm, but even when i did and banged her all the time i still jerked off all the time…nothing wrong with it, a mans gotta fap…but can fap to this really, would be hard if attempted
On October 13th 2009, sween wrote:
cant fap*****
On January 20th 2010, raju wrote:
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On March 1st 2010, classified ads wrote:
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On May 21st 2010, tushar wrote:
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On May 23rd 2010, Sean wrote:
NICE AND GOOD IMAGE
On June 13th 2010, anonamys wrote:
ADRIANA LIMA IS SO FUCKIN HOT
On June 15th 2010, peanut wrote:
i think megan fox needs to be fucked
On July 5th 2010, sunbigboss19 wrote:
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On August 21st 2010, Kira_Tsukasa wrote:
Um…nobody noticed that the picture of Ashlee Simpson is the same picture of Kirsten Dunce? Yes, maybe they SHOULD go shopping together since they’re apparently the same person.
Idiots…
On August 24th 2010, clay wrote:
i love to see famous women naked when they dont want to be i like the pics lets see more
On September 13th 2010, j wrote:
u guys r gay. y lok @ naked women. just get a gf.
On October 30th 2010, jordan wrote:
camron diaz is on cocaine and heroine first and foremost, xanax, and outrageous amounts of liq liq, she looks like she ate herself
On November 12th 2010, Scott Sheapard wrote:
Megan fox, shaved?
Check out 52.37 in the movie Jonah hex,,,,
she has black thong and tatooes, stunt double has panties… yep ist her coochie… about three frames as she is pulled off bed…
On November 22nd 2010, tushar rane wrote:
pamelas nip so hot
On November 24th 2010, WTF wrote:
WTF? omg you sick perverts…
On December 18th 2010, tasal wrote:
all girls have sweet nips
On February 1st 2011, Stfu wrote:
Ok andross if we are so weird for looking at this why the hell are u looking too? And you just said that we are gay, which we obvisouly aren’t if we want to see women without there tops on, and you told us to suck your dick, which would make you gay, so stfu and there isn’t anything wrong about being gay.
On February 1st 2011, naeem wrote:
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On February 16th 2011, Cracker wrote:
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On March 5th 2011, xyz wrote:
Palmela to be fucked
On April 26th 2011, Keirax wrote:
Yeah to make a site for people to jack off too… I’m not sure what is worse the one who jacks or the one who puts it up. Our society is sick it makes me sooooooo sooooooo sick that People do this to get off, maybe stick your dick in the mash potatoes !
On April 29th 2011, kevin wrote:
its soooo nice to see celeb.boobs.
On June 12th 2011, Mayur wrote:
Wooooonw nice BööB
On April 29th 2013, sakara wrote:
And then there's the FIXED photos of nipple slips—-with some female celebrity wearing a jet black outfit that looks colored in, in some doctored photo, to HIDE exposed nipples, for some safe at work internet site.