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I feel inferior to people like Paris Hilton & Britney Spears. You know why, right? When the newly announced Visa Black Card launches, I am not going to be eligible to get one. Paris Hilton, Miley Cyrus (when she turns 18), Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears will get one with no problem. Why? Because only the top 1% of the wealthiest US population is eligible for the card.

So while Barack Obama may be giving us middle class people a tax cut, and raising taxes on the top 1% – there is a consolation prize for those rich celebrities. Barclays is giving the top 1% (many of whom are celebrities) access to their custom carbon graphite credit card which should help make them feel special… and better than the rest of us.

The New Visa Black Card

BTW, what did Paris Hilton do to deserve the Visa Black Card? She was born. What did Britney Spears do to deserve the Visa Black Card? She had her voice polished off by a computer so that it wouldn’t break glass. Lindsay Lohan? She sniffed some cocaine.

Now that’s hot.

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