No, no, no. A thousand times, no.
Taylor Swift has been covering local artists at each of the stops on her “Speak Now” concert tour. So when she was in Michigan recently, she busted out her best white-girl rap impression on a cover of Eminem’s iconic song, “Lose Yourself.”
As everybody who’s anybody knows, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2″ opens this Friday. It’s the last installment in the film franchise and people are all chaotic and twirly about it — and there you are. You haven’t read the books and you haven’t seen the movies but all your friends are talking about it and dammit, you’re tired of feeling left-out.
Couple options here. You can either rent all the Potter flicks and call in sick for the next couple days so you’ll have SOME idea what’s going on, or you can just let the Fine Brothers sum it all up for you in seven minutes.
Then you’ll be able to ask that hottie in accounting to see the new movie with you on Friday night and feign the appropriate level of sadness that the whole saga is coming to a close. Chicks so dig a sensitive guy.
You’re welcome.
Last week, US Marine Sgt. Scott Moore made news when he used YouTube to ask actress Mila Kunis to accompany him to the Marine Corps. Ball on November 18th in Greenville, North Carolina. After some prodding from her “Friends with Benefits” co-star Justin Timberlake, Kunis accepted the invitation.
At the time, Timberlake reportedly told her, “Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? You need to do it for your country.”
Well, now it’s Justin’s turn to serve: Marines Cpl. Kelsey De Santis wants JT to put on his dancing shoes on as well.
Anyone remember Chris Crocker? His now infamously tearful “Leave Britney Alone!” rant has been viewed more than 39 million times in the past four years. The androgynous dude who cried when the world was mean to a pop princess and shot straight to hysterical YouTube fame is looking very manly these days — Well, as manly as you can look wearing boy shorts and a tank top — and he’s embarking on a new career…as an adult film star.
YouTube has been robbed of one of the most chuckleworthy gifts known to mankind: Rebecca Black’s “Friday” video!