Remember when Andy Dick was more funny than creepy? I loved him back in the News Radio days. Those were good times.
At this past Sunday night’s Comedy Central roast of William Shatner, Dick got drunk and ended up groping a female New York Post reporter. Then he tried to kiss her, and then he told her that he loved her. It gets worse. He urinated in front of her in his dressing room, offered her cocaine, and (I’m serious) bit her hand.
Shocker: the reporter wasn’t amused. And what was Dick’s request to her about the story she was writing? “Baby please,” Dick said (six times), “Put in something nice.”
Thanks to the Defamer for digging up this one.
The San Diego Street Scene music festival was this past Saturday. The band Tool was the headliner this year, and during their set things got violent in the crowd. Seventeen people were injured when they were crushed against the stage, and one person’s injuries were even life threatening.
Other bands at this year’s Street Scene were Kayne West, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Bloc Party, Sean Paul, The Shins, Yellowcard, Queens of the Stone Age, and a ton of others.
I wish I could have been there! (Just not anywhere near stage at Tool.) Here’s a picture of Snoop looking definitely NOT violent during his performance at the festival. Oh, boy. Is that a rhinestone and weed leaf accented microphone? Nice. Just tell me they’re not diamonds.
Kirsten Dunst and Jake Gylldenhaal were out and about together on Saturday enjoying the nice weather. The good news is that they look really happy. The bad news, unfortunately, has three parts:
1. Even Jake Gyllenhaal can’t pull off the “my pants are half off and I’m wearing very functional underwear” look.
2. It’s summer, Kirsten. Why are you wearing grubby looking grey socks with a manly blazer and loafers? One or two elements stolen from a guy’s wardrobe can be cute, but this look is just plain gloomy.
3. Jake may or may not be about to spill their coffee.
Also notable: As cheerful as Kirsten seems to be in these photos, she can apparently get a little snappy. According to the New York Daily News via MSN, Dunst “seemed to be in a mood” recently during at night out at Hyde, an L.A hotspot. Dunst reportedly turned to a woman nearby, a stranger, and said “Your face looks really puffy.” Nice. Now that’s the kind of girl I want to go clubbing with.
Thanks to kirsten-dunst.org for the photos.