Chinese Corset Ad is Oddly Spellbinding [VIDEO]

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When I was a kid, girls used to rhythmically press their palms together and chant, We must, we must, we must increase our bust! But aside from strengthening our pectoral muscles, it was a colossal waste of time. Boobies grow on their own terms. Until now!

Listen to Rebecca Black’s New Song, ‘My Moment’ – If You Dare

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You remember Rebecca Black. How could we all forget? She’s the teen whose overindulgent mother paid Ark Music $4000 so that her coddled kid who’s probably never heard the words “no” or “you’re really not good at that, honey” could foist the insipid song “Friday” on an unsuspecting public. The video for that little diabolical…

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Janeane Garofalo Pretty Much Calls Marcus Bachmann Gay

It’s been noticed by anyone with eyes that Michele Bachmann’s husband Marcus, who’s been in the news recently for his alleged “pray away the gay” clinic, doesn’t exactly emit super-strong heterosexual vibes himself. Jon Stewart hinted at it in hilarious fashion a few days ago: And really, anyone who’s heard or seen the guy can…

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