Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes have left the hubs and kids in the wind and are spending some “girl time” in Paris.

The famous moms were spotted at an Armani party in Paris on Tuesday night. The BFFs, nicknamed “PoshKat,” met up for lunch at a quaint bistro called Le Voltaire. This comes just as Posh and hubby Becks received their very on wax likenesses at the Madame Tussauds Museum in the Big Apple.

British newspapers are reporting that Michael Jackson is trying to sell his famed Neverland Ranch to David and Victoria Beckham for $10 million.

Vic Becks, best known as Posh Spice, spent a week house-hunting/hitting up Golden Globe Afterparties in preparation for the family’s big end of the summer move to the City of Angels. M.J is reportedly inviting Posh to check out the two thousand eight hundred acre estate that has fallen into a state of ill-repair since Mike fled to the Middle East following his child molestion trial.

Posh still has a list of thirty-five homes to check out. Sources close to the British power couple say that she may be interested in viewing Neverland-but she isn’t likely to purchase the property due to it’s isolated location.

Neverland is located in Los Olivos, California, and at least a three-hour drive from LA Galaxy’s training ground and one hundred fifty miles for the bright lights of Hollywood.

Posh Spice has already turned down Lionel Ritchie’s former house-citing that it was too small.

How many of us remember bits of pieces of our childhood wherein all we ever wanted was a bedroom that looked something like out of a TV sitcom? I know I did. I wanted walls that looked like a painting of a meadow and blue skies and butterflies. More than that, I wanted everything in the room to match with the whole theme. Of course, my dreams had to remain the dreams of a child.

After all, not every child has David Beckham and Posh Spice for their parents! Sometime in the middle of this week, someone leaked information that Victoria Beckham has coming up with some impressive plans for the bedrooms of her three kids. Keeping in style with their father’s career (which by the way is at the edge of something quite unknown at the present), the boys’ bedrooms are supposedly going to be football themed and designing these rooms would cost a whopping £50,000.

Rumor has it that Victoria Beckham has approached Petit Tresor, the well known children’s boutique, to design everything for the bedrooms. According to the co-owner of the boutique, mommy has grand ideas about the theme. The total effect should be for the boys to feel as if they were in a football stadium just like Daddy. Football as a theme sounds really cool but if I were either Brooklyn, Romeo, or Cruz, I do not really think I would want to sleep in a room filled with thousands of people. Would you?

In between frequent trips to Rodeo Drive, Posh Spice/Victoria Beckham and her husband, soccer giant David Beckham have spent an exurbant amount of time house hunting for their summer move to the City of Angels.

Reports are flying around Britain that Posh and D. decided to pass on the house that once belonged to R&B legend Lionel Ritchie. The six thousand square foot Spanish-style mansion, which toted a $15 million price tag, wasn’t quite what the Beckhams were looking for.

Celebrities are foaming at the mouth in anticipation of international soccer star David Beckham’s upcoming move to Los Angeles.

The Real Madrid player, 31, and his wife, Victoria, 32 (formerly “Posh Spice” of the now-defunct Spice Girls), are finalizing all the details of their big transplant. The couple’s son, Romeo — and not the $250 million salary — may have been the biggest deciding factor for the move. The four-year-old suffers from epilepsy and will have access to better medical care in the United States.

As midfielder David and his people work out contract kinks, Posh is in the throes of house hunting this week. (Will she choose something modern or classical? In the Hollywood Hills? Will the pool be shaped like a soccer ball?)

Stars like Jennifer Lopez, Sylvester Stallone, and Steven Speilberg are already snapping up soccer tix and offering warm welcomings. Back in Spain, however, Real Madrid’s soccer coach isn’t sharing the joy. David’s contract expires in June, but he will reportedly sit out for the entire Spring season.

Word has it Hollywood producers are already thinking up ways to maximize David’s movie-star potential beyond cameo appearances in weekly gossip rags and Victoria’s sex appeal in Playboy. Hugh Hefner has already invited Posh to his mansion for dinner and talks to pose for the magazine, according to reports. (Though it’s iffy whether she’d actually strip down to her privates, Posh’s brunette locks make a nice, stark contrast against the bleach-blonde tresses of Hef #1 girls Holly and Kendra).

All in all, the Beckham family move is a good thing for the American public morale. Divorces and breakups are making headlines more often than Canary yellow engagement rings and Malawi adoptions. TomKat isn’t Golden Couple material in the vein of Reese and Ryan — but the Beckhams fit perfectly into that glamorous, gorgeous archetype.

We haven’t even approached the topic of Reality TV. I can just see it now … a sane version of The Osbornes.