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Everybody and their mother is jumping aboard the reality TV bandwagon, and pint-sized pornstar Verne Troyer just joined the club.

The 39-year-old Austin Powers star has begun shooting his own unscripted series in hopes of pitching the show to interested networks later this year.

“It’s about being a dwarf in Hollywood,” according to an Us Weekly informant.

Mini Me has filed a very super-sized lawsuit against his sex tape co-starring ex. Actor Verne Troyer is suing Ranae Shrider, 22, for $20 million, claiming the aspiring actress from Kentucky caused him emotional distress and went up side his head multiple times with her 5′5 frame.

“When you pick up a two-foot eight-inch human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts,” Verne’s lawyer, Ed McPherson, says of the abuse.

Verne also accuses Ranae of breaking into his locked bedroom and holding him hostage by barraciding the doors of the couple’s home.

Bull, says Ranae’s rep.

“The only abuse that ever occurred in their household was that of emotional abuse inflicted upon Ranae and her dog Lacy on the occasions when he hit Ranae and her dog with his ‘reaching sticks’ or kicked them when having one of his drunken rages,” publicist Holly Bannon insists.

“This alleged abuse certainly has not seemed to affect his recent round of interviews or his golf swing over the weekend. Is this not the same man who is renown as a professional stuntman in all his movies?”

Ranae become a small Internet sensation when she leaked a snippet of her adult film with the Austin Powers actor to TMZ.com earlier this Summer.

Austin Powers actor Verne Troyer has reportedly settled a lawsuit that will prevent the distribution of a sex tape featuring the star and his ex-girlfriend Ranae Shrider.

Verne had filed a $20 million lawsuit against porn broker Kevin Blatt after Ranae released snippets of the tapeto celebrity website TMZ.com.

Verne signed agreements with Blatt agreeing to get Troyer’s approval before selling or distributing the tape. The actor has no intention of granting approval, the Associated Press reports.

Mini-Me-Mini-Cheater! Aspiring model Ranae Shrider says she leaked video footage of herself doing the mattress mambo with actor Verne Troyer after discovering the 2ft. 8in. Love Guru star had repeatedly been unfaithful to her.
Ranae fell in love with Verne after meeting him at a New Year’s Eve Party at the Playboy Mansion last December, but her affection turned to heartbreak when she learned of the actor’s infidelity after six months of dating.

“He cheated on me a bunch of times. I never once cheated on him. I took our relationship seriously,” the Kentucky native told In Touch Magazine. “This was the first guy I have ever lived with….I was never really accepted by his friends because I would always keep an eye on his drinking.”

“The only thing I’m going to say. This is all I’m going say. As previously reported on interviews made by him, it is definitely not a tripod.”

When the radio host asked her, “So you’re saying he’s proportionate for a man of 2ft 8in?” Ranae answered.

Verne Troyer is mad enough to sue over a humilating sex clip that hit the Web on Wednesday. The 2 ft. 8 in. actor is suing TMZ.com for $20 million after the celebrity spy site leaked a sex tape preview showing him kissing and licking twenty-two year old model Ranae Shrider.

Verne claims the footage was “stolen’” and violated his rights by publishing and airing portions of his homemade tape. The Austin Powers star maintains the tape was never meant to be made public.

Here’s a preview of the Mini Me Sex Tape, in case you haven’t seen it already. But consider yourself warned….we could have gone our entire lives without seeing that tongue kiss. (Shivers)

Can’t this be considered child porn?!

Ranae Shrider is the mystery woman doing the “Grown Up” with Verne Troyer in the actor’s scandalous new sex tape.

The twenty-two year-old actress lived with The Love Guru star for six months and thought she would marry him, In Touch Weekly reports.