The celebrity trainwreck commonly referred to as Tila Tequila may be getting back on track after signing up to star on the next season of Celebrity Rehab, TMZ.com tattles.
After a year of scantily-clad and bizarre meltdowns, the bisexual Internet pin-up has agreed to clean up her act on the small screen following the death of her fiancee — Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson — late last year.
Tila Tequila — or Ms. Tila, as she likes to be called these days — is still keeping it classy….
Just when you thought the reality F-lister couldn’t possibly embarrass her parents (anyone else with morals) more, she showed up at The Congo Room in Los Angeles for the release party for her new album, Welcome To The Darkside, on Wednesday night wearing only two belts as a top and what appeared to be dead crows covering one arm.
The star also turned in a glass-shattering rendition of her X-rated single, “I Fucked The DJ.”
At least now we know why her songs are getting spins!
Tila, sit’cho ass down!
Dis bitch…..celeb-watchers who crave tawdry Hollywood dish gossip have a new website to visit for their fix.
Tila Tequila (or Miss Tila, as she calls herself these days) launched her new website, TilaTequilaOMG.com (I refuse to link out to this shit….), this week and the Twitterverse is already abuzz with Tweets crying foul over most of Tila’s salacious claims — including one particularly disturbing item which accuses reality star Khloe Kardashian of being a former lady of the night.
Like we believe that someone would actually pay to sleep with Khloe!
That’s ‘Miss Tequila’ to You! Tila Tequila — Who you may know as “The Reality Star With The Longest 15 Minutes of Fame Ever! — has revamped her look as she skates across the Big Apple on a promotional tour for her repugnant new single, “I Fucked A DJ 2010″ — which explains a lot because she has to be fucking somebody to remain this relevant on Hollywood’s radar.
(If you can come up with a more ghetto ass name for a song, I’ll give you a cookie — but I suspect you’ll have your work cut out for you.)
Last week she fake miscarried her fake baby, but now compulsive liar Tila Tequila claims she’s still pregnant. And she’s getting married.
Uh-huh.