Tila Tequila has a perfectly reasonable explanation for why she went bonkers and treated fans to several hours of nude ranting and masturbation on Ustream Thursday……

File This Under “The Bitch Is Batshit!” Reality star Tila Tequila, 27, may need a reality check of her own….or maybe 30 days in the Looney Bin. The former MySpace pin-up — who sued former flame Shawne Merriman for $1.5 million and christened herself “a lesbian” just days ago — went bonkers, stripped down butt naked, and began broadcasting an incoherent rambling tirade on her uStream account this morning.

Would someone please cancel this girl’s DSL service?

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Reality TV’s original bisexual vamp is suing her former boyfriend, San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman, stemming from allegations that the athlete choked and beat Tila during an argument at his suburban San Diego home last summer.

Merriman was arrested early Sept. 6 after reality personality Tila Tequila (whose real name is Tila Nguyen) accused him of choking and throwing her while she was at his Poway home. Tequila signed a citizen’s arrest warrant accusing Merriman of battery and false imprisonment. Read the rest of this entry »

I’m no psychiatrist, but Tila Tequila has always struck me as someone with some series effin issues. Nonetheless, the labia-lovin’ reality starlet is stepping into the limelight for a good cause by auctioning off a painted plaster cast of her breasts to help raise money for breast-cancer awareness for the Keep a Breast Foundation. As of Monday morning, bidding for Tila’s sparkly red boob bust has already reached $60,300.

The auction continues through Nov. 7.

“Who would have ever thought that my tits would help raise $44,500.00+ for charity?? WOW IM STUNNED!” Tila Tweeted in a post on Saturday.

Click Here To Bid On Tila’s Boobs…..

Tila Tequila’s latest transparent ploy for attention: Stripping with a butcher knife on Ustream…..

Why is this woman allowed to walk the streets without medication?

Live from the “Bitch, Please” Files: In case you need further confirmation, Tila Tequila is officially looney tunes. The MySpace-celeb-turned-bisexual-reality-starlet went bonkers on Twitter this morning, frightening thousands of followers after taking to the popular microblogging website with a threat to commit suicide.

Tragic, right? Not so fast, guys. Just wait until you get a load of what has Double T’s so blue.
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Chris Brown has slammed internet-pinup-turned-reality-star Tila Tequila after the vixen made several references to his attack on Rihanna in Tweets about her own alleged violent encounter with ex-boyfriend Shawne Merriman last week.

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Tila Tequila is suing-mad and wants her day in court!

The former star of MTV’s A Shot At Love… believes “justice has not been served” after the San Diego District Attorney’s office dropped assault charges against her ex-boyfriend, San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman. Tila, real name Tila Nguyen, claims Merriman threw her to the ground and choked her during an altercation at his San Diego home last Sunday.

The 27-year-old plans to pursue civil charges against the NFL star. Read the rest of this entry »

District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis has dismissed charges against San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman, who is accused of choking and assaulting former reality star Tila Tequila in his San Diego home last Sunday.

The pair had been dating since July.

Tila a citizen’s arrest warrant charging Merriman with felony counts of battery and false imprisonment. On Friday afternoon, Dumanis said there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Merriman committed a crime.

“This case is now closed,” the DA said in a statement.

Did spurned request for group sex lead to the fight between San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman and MySpace-vixen-turned-MTV-reality-star Tila Tequila?

According to 10News.com, the fight that lead to Merriman’s arrest last weekend after Tequila walked into his bedroom she found him with two other women. After the NFL asked her to join them, Tequila stormed out and threatened to have sex with one of his friends, that’s when Merriman allegedly tossed the 4-foot-11-inch star to the ground and began violently choking her.

Merriman denies attacking his girlfriend of two months and insists he was simply trying to keep a very intoxicated Tila from driving under the influence.