Sarah East was able to listen in on a conversation between Avril Lavigne and her husband on the whole “should we be punk parents or not” question…

This episode of The PopCrunch Show covers Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy issues, the Jonas Brothers fake abstinence pledge and pending plunge into decadence. Plus, Jennifer Lopez, Ashton Kutcher, Punk’d, Madonna, Gwyneth Paltrow, Selma Hayek, Bruce Willis, Aaron Carter, Jessica Simpson, Ashlee Simpson, Kirstie Allie’s weight loss with Jenny Craig and Keanu Reeves.

This episode of The PopCrunch Show reveals Sarah East’s crush on Stephen Colbert along with other shocking news – turns out that Tom Brady is a girl, Jamie Lynn Spears is failing her GED classes, Heidi Montag sucks and America gets another Simpsons reality series… joy.

This is the special Grammy Awards edition of The PopCrunch Show where we give you the straight truth on Amy Winehouse, Cirque du Soleil, The Beatles, Flava Flav, Fergie, Beyonce, Dave Grohl, Timbaland, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Kanye West.

This episode of The PopCrunch show has Sarah East talking smack about Kirsten Dunst in rehab, Ashley Tisdale’s boob job, Madonna, Italians, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, l-word, Paris Pickard, Jennifer Lopez, Pamela Anderson, Rick Solomon, Shannon Dougherty, Amy Winehouse, The Osbournes, Kelly Osbourne, Jack Osbourne and Ozzy Osbourne.

This episode of The PopCrunch Show focuses on episode 1 of Lost Season 4, where we skewer Sayid, Juliet Burke, Matthew Fox, Jeremy Davies, Ben Linus, Frank Lapidus, George Bush, Spanking The Monkey, Foreigner,Tina Turner,John Daley,Ben Linus,Rocky Balboa, Jim Caviezel,Hurley, Frank Lapidus and party of 5.

According to Sarah East at the PopCrunch Show, Lindsay Lohan is now dating, of all people, Wilford Brimley. Tired of the young and hopeless, Lohan has turned to an experienced veteran in the sack.

Wow. What can we say. It’s comical and sad at the same time. The guy sure does have a thing for Miley Cyrus though.

This episode of The PopCrunch Show teaches you how to play the new fantasy game Celebrity DUI.

First, Pick 5 Celebrities

Scoring:

• 2 points for each DUI
• 5 points for possession of a controlled substance
• 7 points if you assault the arresting officer or if TMZ is there to videotape
• 12 points for any additional felonies
• 7 bonus points for the Jessica Sierra rule (offering sexual favors to the arresting officer)

Sarah East gives some parenting advice to Lynn Spears…just a little too late. Just think. Five simple words could have kept Jamie Lynn Spears from getting pregnant. “No, look at your sister.”

Plus, is Miley Cyrus a lesbian? Does Joe Simpson think Jessica Simpson will have Tony Romo’s babies? Is Rosie O’Donnell the most annoying celebrity? Does Nicole Kidman make men gay?