Attention crooning Real Housewives Kim Zolciak and Countess LuAnn de Lesseps –- there’s a new tone-deaf singer in Bravo Town! Brooklyn Househusband Simon van Kempen (spouse of NYC Housewives star Alex McCord) appeared on Watch What Happens Live last Thursday evening and did something that was referred to as singing. As if the leather pants and graphic tees weren’t enough indication of his status as a complete creeper, Simon recently set out to show us that he’s even more weird than we initially suspected by raising his voice (and shuttering eardrums) on the autotune-heavy techno nightmare single, “I Am Real.”
Check out the video of Simon making his stage debut…
Simon Van Kempen’s new single sounds like a Lady Gaga song that Snooki and The Situation would fist pump to in a drunken stupor…
It’s no “Money Can’t Buy You Class,” but Real Househubby Simon Van Kempen is infiltrating (Or infecting, depending on who’s talking) the Pop World with the release of his debut single.
From Big Apple Real Housewives to Chat Show Queen?
Katie Couric and Ricki Lake may have some fierce competition from a card-carrying “Skinny Girl” if they forge ahead with plans to launch daytime talk shows in 2012. Word on the Curb has it that newlywed new mom Bethenny Frankel has inked a deal with Telepictures — the production company behind The Ellen DeGeneres Show, The Tyra Banks Show, Lopez Tonight, and Anderson Cooper 360 — to star on a gabfest of her own. The still-untitled show is currently in development.
After getting bumped by their so-far ill-received counterparts down in The Sunshine State, The Big Apple’s answer to Sister Wives — The Real Housewives of New York City — are finally poised to return to the tube!
Sorry Real Houseflies Fans, you’ll have to wait until the Spring of 2011 for your weekly dose of Countess LuAnn and the Crew on the fourth season of The Real Housewives of New York City.
Instead of rolling out the red carpet for a new season of The Big Apple edition of Bravo’s popular docu-soap franchise on Feb. 15 as originally planned, on Thursday, the network revealed that the newest installment in the popular franchise will be The Real Housewives of Miami — debuting Feb. 22. And tattling tipsters tell The New York Post that there’s good reason for the change.
