Now that her tenure as Head Villainess-In-Charge on MTV’s The Hills is going up in smoke, Kristin Cavallari is amped to write a “tell-all” about her Hills cohorts.
Wait — Kristin Cavallari can write?!
“After The Hills, I plan to work on many business opportunities, and I have always wanted to write a tell-all book,” the aspiring actress blabbed to In Touch Magazine.
She’s begun the book, and according to an insider with knowledge, she’ll dish on her love life and that of her famous pals.
In the new issue of Life & Style Magazine — on newsstands everywhere Friday — tabloid tattles reveal that terrible reality twosome Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are not living in the lavish Hollywood Hills home that’s featured on MTV’s The Hills but instead in an “unkempt and unsafe home” — filled with heaps of junk and piles of dog poop — in Pacific Palisades.
“The living room is filled with Spencer’s mess, which Heidi often has to clean up, And Spencer lines the window with crystals, which he believes will keep bad spirits out but keep Heidi locked in,” according to a concerned source who broke the scoop to the tab. “Their four dogs aren’t housebroken. They go to the bathroom all over the house. Heidi is sometimes near tears at the dogs’ mess, but Spencer just orders her to pick it up.”
Cute overload! They did it with Jersey Shore, they did it with Scarface, and now the world’s littlest reality fans are reenacting scenes from MTV’s departing unscripted smash, The Hills.
