Where in the world is Michaele Salahi?

The wannabe singer/makeshift socialite/former Real Housewife of DC, who rose to online infamy when she and her husband, Tareq, bogarted their way into a White House State Dinner in Nov. 2009, has been missing from her Virginia home since Monday.

And Tareq is convinced that she’s been kidnapped.

Oh brother….

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Now that The Real Housewives of DC is resting peacefully in the Graveyard of Television Shows Past (Thank Goodness for Small Favors!), are America’s Favorite Little White House Party Crashers heading to Australia for a turn on the original Dancing With The Stars?

That’s what we hear.

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So-called White House Party Crashers Tareq and Michaele Salahi are having their every move clocked by someone even crazier than they are.

Imagine that.

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We aren’t sure if Tareq and Michaele Salahi would top our list of “Folks We’d Rather Have a Root Canal Than See Naked” — but they’re in a tight match for the crown.

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Executives at Bravo have finally had it with White House Gatecrashers Tareq and Michaele Salahi.

Well — it took ‘em long enough!

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