Who better to host a night especially for whores besides Tara Reid and her loopsided set of breasts? The one-time ‘American Pie’ star is hosting a ‘Hookers Ball’ in New Zealand this weekend. The affair comes complete with a wet t-shirt contest, and a manager at the Discovery Nightclub says Reid may be dressed up in lingerie or even as a prostitute. Read the rest of this entry »
The woman who almost became Mrs. Carson Daly is opening a chain of fast food restaurants. Tara Reid is calling her new business venture “Ketchup.” Read the rest of this entry »
Tara Reid is officially no longer speaking to alleged former booty buddy with benefits Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis. Read the rest of this entry »
American Pie actress Tara Reid took a tumble and fall off of the red carpet at Saturday night’s Ocean Drive Super Bowl Bash. Read the rest of this entry »
February 1st, 2007 by Castina
Tagged as: Girls Gone Wild!, Paris Hilton, Parisexposed.com, Tara Reid
Just when it appeared that the Parisexposed scandal had drawn to a close, the racist herpes-ridden hotel heiress had her sexual exploits further exposed by ex-BF Joe Francis (Girls Gone Wild Founder) on Howard Stern Wednesday morning. Read the rest of this entry »
Tara Reid spent Monday trying to “clean up her image” in Utah by being humped onstage by platinum-selling “I Want to Fuck You” singer Akon.
The public humping took place at the Budweiser Blender session at Tao in Park City, Utah, hosted by Nelly. Akon brought up three ladies from the audience while performing “Smack That.”
It was Nelly that led Tara onstage so that Akon could “smack that.” “Akon grabbed her and literally humped her in front of hundreds of partygoers and continuously smacked her booty,” says the folks at Hollywood Scoop.
Akon humped Tara for several minutes before his DJ joined the Ebony and Ivory sandwich.
I guess “American Pie,” “American Pie 2″ and “Van Wilder” weren’t enough to get Tara Reid remembered. Watch the video as she gets denied entry into the cool club. It’s OK, Tara. You can always go find a nice alley to drink nail polish in. Oh, but Paris gets in – and she didn’t even have to “work” at fame. Maybe you should scrogg some scrub in night vision and you’ll be remembered again, yes?
Or you could stop dressing like the bag lady who owns 10 cats. But hey, don’t let me tell you how to run your life. You just might want to stay away from the Thunderbird for a while. Because right now, you kind of sound like the obnoxious rag girlfriend of the d-bag frat dude who claims every guy is trying to feel you up right before you vomit in the sink.
I hear they’re making direct to video sequels of “American Pie” now. Maybe you could do that, and teenage boys will remember you again … and not just for the boob slip video. Hey, you gotta work in your market.
