Lauren Conrad isn’t the only former reality star headed to the stacks of your local library; Sharon Osbourne just completed her debut novel.

The America’s Got Talent judge has been hard at work for more than a year on Revenge, described as “a tale about two sisters who both have star quality, but only one will stop at nothing to get what she wants.”

Revenge will hit shelves in March. (Not that we’ll be picking it up after Sharon’s mean-spirited attack on Susan Boyle a few weeks back, but we thought we’d put the info out there for those of you that care.)

During an appearance on Sirius Radio’s Opie & Anthony last week, Osbourne, 57, slammed the Britain’s Got Talent runner-up, 48, for being hit by “the ugly stick.”

In September, Susan performed on America’s Got Talent — the show for which Sharon is a judge.

After her daughter Kelly was forced to defend herself against a Twitter user who took her to task over her mother’s SuBo slam, the Osbourne matriarch issued a public apology to the talent show sensation:

“Susan Boyle is a lovely gracious woman and I took advantage of that by poking fun at her. I would never want to be responsible for hurting Susan, and I must apologize for getting a cheap laugh at her expense,” Sharon wrote.

Susan Boyle’s debut album, I Dreamed A Dream, drops on Nov. 23

Late Friday evening, ABC confirmed that Susan will perform on next week’s Dancing With the Stars. Susan will likely perform material from her upcoming CD, I Dreamed A Dream, due out Nov. 24. Ironically, DWTS is the same ABC hit where Sharon’s daughter, Kelly Osbourne, is a contestant.

Sharon has been known to pop up periodically throughout the season to support Kelly. In interview on “The Opie & Anthony Show” earlier this week, Sharon slammed Susan’s looks as she talked about seeing a picture of the Britain’s Got Talent star next to her rock ‘n’ roll husband, Ozzy Osbourne.

“There’s this great picture of Susan Boyle, smiling, looking like a slapped ass next to Ozzy,” Sharon said bursting into laughter.

She also added that Susan appears to have been hit with a “fucking ugly stick.” For the record, this is what Sharon looked like before she dropped a few G’s on gastric bypass and plastic surgery…

Pot, kettle, black?

Simon Cowell, for one, is not surprised by Sharon’s attack on the Britain’s Got Talent star.
According to The Daily Mail, Simon — who signed Susan to his SyCo Record Label earlier this year –thinks that the incident was not out of character for the TV personality, who he worked with on the UK series The X-Factor.

A source close to the music mogul blabs: “This is so typical of Sharon. She never knows when to keep her mouth shut.”

The First Lady of Rock has sparked criticism after launching a scathing — and seemingly unprovoked attack — on dowdy powerhouse Susan Boyle.

In the words of Stephanie Tanner: “How rude!”

The America’s Got Talent judge is under fire after referring to the “I Dreamed A Dream” songstress as a “hairy @$shole” — along with a number of other insults — during an appearance on Sirius XM’s “Opie & Anthony Show” Wednesday.

“I like everybody to do well. Even somebody that looks like a slapped a**e. God bless her. It’s like, ‘You go girl’. She does look like a hairy a**ehole,” Sharon retorted. “[God] gave her the talent. Yes he did. [And] he hit her with a f**king ugly stick,” she added.

Sharon went on to describe the good-natured singing sensation as a “lovely lady who needs a Gillette razor.” Um…perhaps we’re missing something here, but who died and told Sharon Osbourne that she was the next Gisele Bundchen? Isn’t she a former fatty? People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones, dahling….

Sharon Osbourne went ballistic on a reporter who questioned whether her superstar family is suitable to host a new TV variety show.

Daughter Kelly, 24, recently completed a second stint of rehab to treat an addiction to painkillers, while 23-year-old son Jack and rocker hubby Ozzy have also battled alcohol and substance abuse problems.

Black Sabbath star Ozzy and the gang are returning to TV to host a variety show, Osbournes Reloaded, on FOX Monday night.A journalist asked Sharon if she believed it was appropriate for her family to host a variety program given their history of drugs; the question sent the reality TV personality into an angry rant.

She responded, “That must be the most ridiculous question I have ever been asked in my entire career. I’m really angry. Do you know how many people in this country alone suffer from addiction? This is a terrible epidemic that covers every race.”

“It doesn’t matter if you’re rich or poor, black or white. It’s an epidemic of drugs and alcohol in this country. Okay? And all my family are examples of being truthful about their condition and working through it and trying to better themselves as human beings,” Sharon fumed.

“You know that we have been so open about our lives. My husband has struggled with addiction his entire life. And my son has been clean and sober for six years and lives a very, very strict AA (Alcoholics Anonymous) lifestyle. And, so if anything he is a beacon of hope to any young person in this country who is struggling with addiction.”

She added, “So when you talk about family, we are family and we are a real family. I’ve taken real offense, because you know why? We’re real people. And probably half of the people watching our show, they have someone in their family who has a problem with alcohol and drugs.”

According to the lawsuit, filed in Los Angeles on Monday, Megan was “grievously and permanently injured and hurt in her health, strength and activity” and “will be prevented from attending to any occupation in the future.”
The former Playboy model has alleged battery, negligence, and an intention to inflict emotional distress. A jury trial has been requested, along with possible punitive damages to include past, present and future medical expenses, loss of earnings and loss of business opportunities.

“It’s pretty hard to deny what happened on the video,” Megan’s lawyer Warren J. Binder said in an interview with the Associated Press on Monday.

The fracas broke out between the two women after Megan accused Sharon of only being famous for managing a “brain dead rocker,” an obvious dig at the 56-year-old’s longtime husband, rocker Ozzy Osbourne.

Earlier this year, Sharon defended her actions, saying: “It shows you how dumb she is. Anyone who knows anything about me knows not to say anything about my family or you’re going to get it.”

The Los Angeles Police Department is investigating an assault that went down between Sharon Osbourne and Megan Hauserman, a contestant on the VH1 reality show Rock of Love: Charm School.

Megan claims the matriarch of reality TV’s First Family, who host the celebreality spinoff, attacked her during a taping of the show’s reunion special Saturday night.

Sharon, 56, is being investigated by police for allegedly attacking the Playboy model, who called husband Ozzy “brain dead.”

Megan is reported to have told Sharon she was only famous “for managing a brain dead rock star.”

It is alleged that Sharon then ran across the stage, grabbed Megan by the hair and scratched her until the pair were separated by security.

Megan was hospitalized and later filed a report with police.

According to TMZ, police say Sharon is a suspect in a “minor battery,” but no charges have been filed.

Continued At The Source

Outspoken reality television personality Sharon Osbourne has launched a scathing attack on Oscar-winning actress Nicole Kidman after claiming that the Australia-born star is lying about having plastic surgery.

Nicole has always denied using the anti-wrinkle treatment Botox.

“To be honest, I am completely natural. I have nothing in my face or anything,” she told Marie Claire Magazine last month.

“I wear sunscreen, and I don’t smoke. I take care of myself and I’m very proud to say that.”

“Oh my God, those liars, I hate them, those bitches,” the wife of Black Sabbath rocker Ozzy Osbourne said during a recent appearance on E!’s Chelsea Lately.

“They go, ‘Oh no, I wouldn’t do anything,’ meanwhile, they’re eyebrows are here,” Sharon added.

“Nicole Kidman’s forehead looks like a fucking flatscreen TV – how big is that forehead?”

“If something bothers you, it doesn’t make you happy, then change it. What’s the deal?,” says Sharon, who has been candid about her extensive cosmetic surgeries.

“I don’t get what the mystique is, why people lie about it.”