After the nightmare that was the “Higher” music video, bootyless bozo Heidi Montag has hired So You Think You Can Dance and America’s Best Dance Crew choreographer Shane Sparks to teach her a few moves in preparation for her next vid. Shane believes Heidi has what it takes to be the next big thing in pop music, even going so far as to compare the Hills star to Chris Brown and Beyonce…

We think Shane’s going a little too far with the comedy. Maybe he was high?

“If you take Britney, Beyonce, and a little bit of Ciara and mix them up with Chris Brown, that’s what you’re going to get,” Shane tells Life & Style. “She’s going to take over.”