Ojani Noa Blocked From Distributing “Jennifer Lopez Sex Tape”

Sorry, guys, you’ll have to wait just a little longer for a sneak peek at JLo’s bare badonkadunk.

Sorry, guys, you’ll have to wait just a little longer for a sneak peek at JLo’s bare badonkadunk.


Good News, Gents (and Ladies, if you’re into that kind of thing!), sex with singing star Katy Perry is no longer just a part of your dreams. The card-touting “California Gurl” and her ice cream cone bikini will now become a permanent part of your “Self Love Routine” (Hint, Nudge, Wink) after getting the XXX-rated treatment thanks to an adult film parody that will hit the semen-slimed shelves of smut retailers later this month.
Just wait until Katy’s minister mom gets a load of this!

It’s hard to imagine Lady Gaga with a boyfriend. Now that we think of it, it’s difficult to imagine a woman who enjoys dressing up as a hard-boiled egg having genitailia period. (But that’s another story…) Despite this, worried pals of the pop star say her 30-year-old beau, Brooklyn bartender Luc Carl, has got a grip on Gaga that he’s using to boost his own career and stockpiling an arsenal of saucy sex tape that he hopes will one day turn into a goldmine.


Attention-lovin’ and slightly unstable reality star Tila Tequila will become the reluctant star of what’s being billed Hollywood’s first lesbian celebrity sex tape when raunchy footage of her nibbling on the unmentionables of a couple of girlfriends hits the shelves of adult smut retailers later this month.


Once one of Tinseltown’s most promising young starlets, these days, Lindsay Lohan spends more time making illicit headlines than she does making movies. And that’s precisely why the porn purveyors at Vivid Entertainment want LiLo to know that a promising new career awaits her…in the Wonderful World of Adult Films.
You know — if she can stay out of jail past next week!