In “Eww, Eek, Icky” News: An adult film star who once moonlighted as Mistress No. 675 in Tiger Woods’ harem of pussy peddlers has threatened to reveal a sex tape featuring her in the throes of passion with the scandal-scarred golfer.
It’s a Skin Flick Double Whammy for unstable reality star Tila Tequila.
Tequila has two sex tapes, with two different partners of two different sexes, and two porn companies are bidding for both.
Try to keep up. There’ll be a quiz on this later.
Break out the Brain Bleach: Vivid Entertainment is giving us our first glimpse at what company president Steve Hirsch promises could be Vivid’s best-selling slab of celebrity smut since 2007′s Kim K Superstar: The Sam Jones III & Karissa Shannon Sex Video.
It took some legal wrangling, doused with a lot of “cold hard cash,” but former Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon and her boyfriend Sam Jones (Perhaps best known as “The Black Guy from Smallville…”) have finally given the green light to release their super-raunchy sex tape.
Sheesh — Not a good week to be E!’s First Lady of Late Night. Eh?
A nanosecond after The New York Times slammed her as “one of the worst hosts in the history” of MTV’s Video Music Awards, Chelsea Lately is again warding off a public relations nightmare as rumors of a sex tape starring the comedienne resurface for the second time this year.