Leighton Meester — perhaps best known to the teener and tweener set as Blair Waldorf on The CW series Gossip Girl — is the latest B-Lister to have shots of her vagina plastered all over the interwebs.

When will these people ever learn?

Early Thursday, TMZ.com claimed that California-based adult film website was working to release a sex tape featuring the young actress. The footage was reportedly shot a few years ago, and features Leighton in a boatload of “compromising positions” — Wink, Nudge, Wink – including one in which she uses her feet.

Don’t ask. Please.

Anywho, if these screencaps obtained by Bumpshack.com are indicative of the tape’s authenticity, then we have only one thing to say. In the words of the great Whoopi Goldberg: “Leighton, you in danger, girl!”

Extremely NSFW Images After The Jump!

Jade Vixen, one of the most well known S&M fetish dominatrices in the New York City area, was kidnapped by her obsessed client David Krieg. In the process, Krieg shot and killed Jade Vixen’s lawyer boyfriend, Anthony Ottaviano. After several hours, Krieg released Edythe Maa (Jade Vixen’s real name), turned the gun on himself and committed suicide.

According to David Krieg, Jade Vixen was “the greatest fetish model since Betty Page!” The lawyer boyfriend, Anthony Ottaviano was an extremely prestigious lawyer who worked in Manhattan.

Edythe Maa is an engineering and materials science PhD student at the University of Penn.