My Snatch Done Been Hacked — The Scarlett Johansson Edition: The FBI is beefing up its investigation into a suspected ring of Internet hackers that have targeted celebs like Vanessa Hudgens, Blake Lively, and Jessica Alba. Authorities believe the online phantoms are responsible for leaking naughty images of the actresses, taken on mobile devices, to the Interwebs for our heckling pleasure over the course of the past nine months.
Golden Globe-nominated starlet Scarlett Johansson appears to be the latest stupid bitch with a cell phone who got got victim of the security breach. On Wednesday, at least two topless, bare booty snaps of ScarJo snapping what her Mama gave her with her iPhone — all from the comfort of her bathroom.
We’ve got good news and not so good news for Sgt. Dustin L. Williams: His offer to escort Golden Globe-nominated actress Scarlett Johansson to a Marine Corps ball this fall has been respectfully declined. On the up side, he’s getting a free bottle of Moet and a personalized “Sorry” letter for his trouble.
Got’cha! It looks like May-December lovers Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson used Saturday night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner as an opportunity to go public with their until-recently low-profile love affair. Sean, 50, and Scarlett, 26, were all smiles as they exited the Washington press event of the year hand and hand. The modern-day answer to Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones have been dating — albeit quietly — since meeting on a charity mission in the earthquake-ravaged region of Haiti earlier this year.
As Britain’s Daily Mail points out: “It’s not the first time the couple have been pictured displaying more intimate interaction with one another than a typical pair of friends. In early March they were pictured enjoying a cosy lunch together at a restaurant in Los Angeles. Scarlett had removed her shoes and placed her feet on Penn’s lap, while they ate together at the Versailles restaurant.”
We hear the couple are now living together in Penn’s Los Angeles home.
