We guess it’s safe to say that if convicted felon Martha Stewart still had her right to vote, she wouldn’t have used it on the McCain/Palin ticket. Rachael Ray isn’t the only one getting the shaft from The High Priestess of Homemaking these days. Martha, who just last week slammed Ray as a fraud, used some biting language to describe the former Governor of Alaska Stewart in a red carpet chat with CNN’s Headline News this weekend:

“She’s very boring to me, very boring. And a very, to me, kind of a dangerous person. I mean, she’s dangerous. She speaks, she’s, she’s so confused. And anyone like that in government is a real problem,” Stewart spat.

It’s not difficult to see why these two voted for Sarah Palin!

Monday’s Oprah, which featured an interview with the former Alaska governor and GOP VP candidate, snagged a 7.2 rating. In fact, the chat yielded O her best ratings in two years.

The Live Feed’s James Hibberd notes that the Nov. 16 episode drew an 8.7 household rating and 13 share, the highest since Oprah hosted the Osmonds in 2007. Palin, seen here with The Queen of Talk and daughters Willow and Piper, is promoting her memoir titled Going Rogue. The Oprah visit came on the heels of a rumor that the media mogul snubbed Palin during the 2008 presidential campaign.

“The choice of photo for the cover of this week’s Newsweek is unfortunate. The Runner’s World magazine one-page profile for which this photo was taken was all about health and fitness — a subject to which I am devoted and which is critically important to this nation. The out-of-context Newsweek approach is sexist and oh-so-expected by now.”

What do you think PopCrunchers, is the Newsweek cover inappropriate?

“The campaign said, ‘Right on. Good. You’re showing your independence. This is what America needs to see and it was a good interview.’ And of course I’m thinking, ‘If you thought that was a good interview, I don’t know what a bad interview is because I knew it was a bad interview.’”

The one-time Republic Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin earned an astronomical $1.25 million for writing her eagerly-awaited 400-page memoir, Going Rogue: An American Life,The Associated Press confirms.

That’s more than $3,000 a page for a woman who doesn’t even read the newspaper! The memoir, scheduled for a November 17 release, is already on Amazon’s bestseller list.

Palin will make her first appearance The Oprah Winfrey Show on Nov. 16, just in time to promote her page-turner.

The mock memoir, compiled by the left-wing editors of Nation Magazine, “examines Palin’s quirky origins in Wasilla, Alaska, her spectacular rise to the effective leadership of the Republican Party, and the nightmarish prospect of her continuing to dominate the nation?s political scene,” OR Books said on its website.

Palin’s memoir, published by HarperCollins, has an initial print run set at 1.5 million copies, and is an early bestseller on Amazon.com.

Both books are set for release on November 17.

O and the moose-shootin’ mama of five will meet for the very first time as the Republican darling tries to hawk her upcoming memoir, Going Rogue: An American Life, which hits stores the following day. The book is already No. 4 on Amazon’s Best-Seller’s List.

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Going Rogue: An American Life, already top-seller online weeks before publication. The cover features an outdoor shot of Palin wearing a red fleece top against a backdrop of powder-blue Alaska sky.

Palin’s memoir goes on sale Nov. 17.

“Governor Palin has been unbelievably conscientious and hands-on at every stage, investing herself deeply and passionately in this project,” says Jonathan Burnham of HarperCollins. “It’s her words, her life, and it’s all there in full and fascinating detail.”

Going Rogue — Palin’s first book — is 400 pages long and will receive an initial printing of 1.5 million copies.