LiLo will host the affair while Sam is set to play a 90-minute set for partygoers on the western colonnade roof. International acts like Goldfish and Jon Sa Trinxa have been tapped to join the festivites. The $895-per-ticket-NYE event will offer attendees full access to plunge pools and cabanas.

Oh brother…

“I’m in love with her, as she is with me,” LiLo writes of on-again/off-again flame Samantha Ronson. “Her family will cut her off if she contacts me…they hate her brilliance&resent her happiness.”

Throwing e-tantrums — on a public forum, no less — will certainly convince those big bad Ronsons of your sanity, Lindsay. (Insert Eye-Roll Here….)

Ronson, the on-again/off-again girlfriend of actress Lindsay Lohan, recently filmed an episode for the second season of teen drama that is scheduled to air on Nov. 3, PEOPLE reported on Wednesday.

Ronson’s scenes take place in a club where hip-hop star Pharrell and his group N.E.R.D. also perform.

The troubled starlet is raising eyebrows after lashing out at on-again/off-again girlfriend Samantha Ronson in a series of messages on the microblogging blogging site early Thursday. The couple has dated for nearly two years and reunited in June after a brief split in April.

“Can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHI zG positive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors, and thank you… for being a friend before a sell-out… the term ’self out’ was coined from ME and i gave them sooooooo much insight For their not only COMPLETE, BUT SUBSTANISAN ***FRIENDS*********** (sic)”

We think Linds is venting her frustrations over Sam’s recent behavior, but we’re not even going to try to figure out what in creation she’s talking about.

Perhaps The Huffington Post can translate.

Former Danity Kane singer Aubrey O’Day has revealed that she has a huge crush on DJ Samantha Ronson — the trysexual star is convinced the two would be “perfect together.”

“Every time I see her (Ronson) I want to go over and talk to her, but it’s like she’s going to be like, ‘You’re that girl that tried to say you’re gay everywhere,’ and I’m like, ‘No, I promise – get to know me. We’d be perfect together,’” Aubrey revealed in a recent interview with gay magazine Curve.

Uh-oh. In the words of the great Oda Mae Brown: Aubrey, you in danger, girl! Wait until Lindsay gets a whiff of this, Long Island Lolita will be on the first broom back to L.A. We hope Aubrey doesn’t own a rabbit.

“Lindsay and that relationship made it such a joke. It was just, like, on every cover, on every tabloid. Their relationship has been her job for the past year,” she added. “You just can’t live up to that entire Disneyland circus that went on in your relationship.”

The Mean Girls starlet celebrated her big day July 2 and was delighted with the items that Sam handpicked herself, according to a new scoop from The National Enquirer.

A tabloid spywitness blabs: “Samantha presented her with a gift guaranteed to create lots of buzz – a big, brightly gift-wrapped basket of sex toys selected by herself. She spent hours shopping Hollywood’s erotic emporiums for the items.”

This isn’t the first time Lindsay’s love of sexual enhancements has made the gossip pages. Last year, it was claimed she and Samantha often went shopping for sex toys together.

Lindsay Lohan is pouring her heart out about her troubled relationship with on-again/off-again girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

The Mean Girls star and the pro DJ have had a turbulent relationship and split on numerous occasions since first getting together in 2007.

Despite their constant arguing, Lindsay says she is still very much in love with Sam.

She tells Britain’s Sunday People, “I am so in love with Sam but the truth is neither of us can ever stop arguing with one another. I wake up every morning and despite being more in love with Sam than I have been with anyone in the past, in all honesty I don’t know if we’ll still be together by the time we go to bed.”

Tuesday was not a good day for LiLo’s on-again/off-again “lady friend,” DJ Samantha Ronson. A bus full of tourists stopped outside of her L.A. home and used the loudspeaker to hurl insults at the celebrity spinner.

“wow-just sitting at home and heard a ‘star tour’ bus go by my house and insult me over a loud speaker-think i’ll put nails out tomorrow,” Sam Tweeted.

Lindsay Lohan and her former girlfriend Samantha Ronson have officially hit an impasse in their often-troubled relationship, according to a PEOPLE source.

“Sam let Lindsay back into her life as a friend, but now even a friendship seems impossible,” a Ronson insider tells PEOPLE this week. “No matter how many times she promises to change, Lindsay loses control and starts acting like a maniac.”

The confidential informant adds that despite being photographed together in recent weeks, Lindsay and Samantha never rekindled their romantic relationship, which

“She is telling everyone that Sam dumped her again, but it makes no sense since they never got back together.”

Samantha Ronson is in discussions to appear in her own television reality series, The National Enquirer is reporting. The series, tenatively titled Sam’s Life, would focus on the openly lesbian spinner’s life as a jet-setting celebrity mixmistress.

There’s only one problem — Samantha has to convince her troubled on-again/off-again flame, actress Lindsay Lohan, to join her on the series — and that is proving to be no easy feat.

“Your life? I’m trying to get my career back on track and you want me to appear on your dumb reality show?” Lindsay fumed after Sam presented her with an offer to co-star.

According to Enquirer insiders, Lindsay’s refusal to participate could send Sam’s Life crashing to the ground:

“Samantha freaked because reality producers told her that although the show would focus on her crazy the show would focus on her crazy life as a celeb DJ, Lindsay absolutely must sign on several episodes to let viewers voyeur her “tumultuous life with Sam.”