Say cheese! It’s Sam Ronson still drunk the morning after a hard-partying gig in Las Vegas.
Oh, and doesn’t she take one amazing celebrity mugshot?! Now all we need is one more booking photo of Lindsay Lohan in her now-signature County Jail-issued orange jumpsuit and we’ll have the perfect collage to slap on the wedding invitations.

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Define “Irony…” It was only a matter of time before Lindsay Lohan’s bad juju wore off on on-again/off-again girlfriend Samantha Ronson. (Blink twice if you need help, gurl!) Case and point: The oft-hat-clad mixmistress was arrested near Bakersville, California early Monday and charged with one charge of suspicion of driving under the influence, TMZ.com has learned.

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Quick — someone page Lindsay! DJ Samantha Ronson is sporting a pair of shiners after a nasty collision between her motorbike and a moving vehicle nearly turned the mixmistress into road kill on a Los Angeles street over the weekend.

And like any good celebrity she’s tweeting photos of her injuries and posting regular updates about how much pain she’s in. The DJ posted this scary-looking TwitPic along with the message: “Let this be a lesson… if you have a driver’s license you probably don’t need to be on a bmx bike. Wear a helmet kids!!!”

Newly-sober Lindsay Lohan is getting a fresh start on the outside, starting with a new place to live –- right next door to her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

Did someone say Fatal Attraction?

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Lindsay Lohan has completed her 90-day detox at the Betty Ford Clinic and is planning a career comeback that could take fans back to the actress’ days as a big screen Mean Girl. If she can stay away from her ex-girlfriend.

Residents in the LA area should be advised to lock away all white powdery substances and Samantha Ronson-related paraphernalia.

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