Damn those Ronsons! Why won’t they just let Linds be great? Our favorite bisexual Mean Girl is airing her crotchless panties on Twitter again. Not literally, of course. The unlucky in love Lindsay Lohan has taken the outbursts of the broken-hearted to social media, where she vented at length on Tuesday morning about The Ronson Clan’s evil plot to keep her away from one true love, celebrity spinner Samantha Ronson.
Oh brother…

“I’m in love with her, as she is with me,” LiLo writes of on-again/off-again flame Samantha Ronson. “Her family will cut her off if she contacts me…they hate her brilliance&resent her happiness.”
Throwing e-tantrums — on a public forum, no less — will certainly convince those big bad Ronsons of your sanity, Lindsay. (Insert Eye-Roll Here….)
Celebrity spinner Samantha Ronson will appear on an upcoming episode of The CW’s Beverly Hills, 90210.

Ronson, the on-again/off-again girlfriend of actress Lindsay Lohan, recently filmed an episode for the second season of teen drama that is scheduled to air on Nov. 3, PEOPLE reported on Wednesday.
Ronson’s scenes take place in a club where hip-hop star Pharrell and his group N.E.R.D. also perform.
In case you haven’t heard, Lindsay Lohan went bonkers on Twitter this morning.
The troubled starlet is raising eyebrows after lashing out at on-again/off-again girlfriend Samantha Ronson in a series of messages on the microblogging blogging site early Thursday. The couple has dated for nearly two years and reunited in June after a brief split in April.

“Can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHI zG positive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors, and thank you… for being a friend before a sell-out… the term ’self out’ was coined from ME and i gave them sooooooo much insight For their not only COMPLETE, BUT SUBSTANISAN ***FRIENDS*********** (sic)”
We think Linds is venting her frustrations over Sam’s recent behavior, but we’re not even going to try to figure out what in creation she’s talking about.
Perhaps The Huffington Post can translate.
Watch out, Lindsay. Another labia-lovin’ wildchild is after your girl.
Former Danity Kane singer Aubrey O’Day has revealed that she has a huge crush on DJ Samantha Ronson — the trysexual star is convinced the two would be “perfect together.”


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On-again/off-again girlfriend Samantha Ronson presented Lindsay Lohan with sex toys for her 23rd birthday earlier this month.

The Mean Girls starlet celebrated her big day July 2 and was delighted with the items that Sam handpicked herself, according to a new scoop from The National Enquirer.
A tabloid spywitness blabs: “Samantha presented her with a gift guaranteed to create lots of buzz – a big, brightly gift-wrapped basket of sex toys selected by herself. She spent hours shopping Hollywood’s erotic emporiums for the items.”
This isn’t the first time Lindsay’s love of sexual enhancements has made the gossip pages. Last year, it was claimed she and Samantha often went shopping for sex toys together.

Lindsay Lohan is pouring her heart out about her troubled relationship with on-again/off-again girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Read the rest of this entry »

Tuesday was not a good day for LiLo’s on-again/off-again “lady friend,” DJ Samantha Ronson. A bus full of tourists stopped outside of her L.A. home and used the loudspeaker to hurl insults at the celebrity spinner.
“wow-just sitting at home and heard a ‘star tour’ bus go by my house and insult me over a loud speaker-think i’ll put nails out tomorrow,” Sam Tweeted.

Lindsay Lohan and her former girlfriend Samantha Ronson have officially hit an impasse in their often-troubled relationship, according to a PEOPLE source.
“Sam let Lindsay back into her life as a friend, but now even a friendship seems impossible,” a Ronson insider tells PEOPLE this week. “No matter how many times she promises to change, Lindsay loses control and starts acting like a maniac.”
The confidential informant adds that despite being photographed together in recent weeks, Lindsay and Samantha never rekindled their romantic relationship, which
“She is telling everyone that Sam dumped her again, but it makes no sense since they never got back together.”

Lifestyles of LiLo and SamRo on the way to a Celebreality network near you?
Samantha Ronson is in discussions to appear in her own television reality series, The National Enquirer is reporting. The series, tenatively titled Sam’s Life, would focus on the openly lesbian spinner’s life as a jet-setting celebrity mixmistress.
There’s only one problem — Samantha has to convince her troubled on-again/off-again flame, actress Lindsay Lohan, to join her on the series — and that is proving to be no easy feat. Read the rest of this entry »

Lindsay Lohan is leaving no stone unturned in her fight to reconcile with former Buss it Baby Samantha Ronson — and that includes flying to another country to stalk the celebrity DJ. Read the rest of this entry »