
Tara Reid is rehabbing on the house!
Star Magazine reports the washed-up American Pie star checked herself into rehab after receiving an offer for a free ride at Malibu’s Promises Treatment Center.
After being hit particularly hard by the global recession, the $1,600 a night treatment facility, which has treated addicted celebrities like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, is now offering pro bono rehab to celebrity drug addicts.
Quick! Somebody call Amy Winehouse!
“Enrollment was down due to the bad economy, so in an effort to drum publicity, they asked around Hollywood to see who wanted to stay there for free.”

Like the blind leading the blind. Amy Winehouse wants to mentor drug addicts despite being clutched in the crippling grasp of a crack cocaine and heroin addiction herself. Read the rest of this entry »

Is it back to rehab for Mary-Kate Olsen? Tabloid spies say the pop culture mini-mogul has spent the past several months boozing away her millions, crushed by the heartbreaking death of alleged lover, actor Heath Ledger, and a reported bust-up with twin sister Ashley Olsen. Read the rest of this entry »

Steven Tyler has entered rehab. According to TMZ.com, the sixty year old Aerosmith frontman has checked himself into Dr. Drew Pinsky’s Las Encinas Hospital, a rehab facility in Pasadena, California, for substance abuse treatment. Based on some of the items in his wardrobe it should be pretty obvious that he’s high!
It’s the same facility where Dr. Drew’s hit VH1 reality show Celebrity Rehab will tape it’s forthcoming sophomore season.

Lindsay Lohan is rumored to be leaving rehab next week.

Lindsay Lohan could be cut loose from Malibu’s Promises Treatment Facility by next week. Read the rest of this entry »

Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora, single-handedly responsible for destroying the friendship between Denise Richards and Heather Locklear, has entered rehab, a rep for the band has reported. Read the rest of this entry »

Tattles tell the National Enquirer that Britney Spears is dating her thirty-eight year old rehab counselor John Sundahl, a second rehab romance for the soon-to-be divorcee. Read the rest of this entry »

Troubled former child star Lindsay Lohan has hired a sobriety coach to the tune of $2000 a day to be with her around the clock while she undergoes treatment at Promises Rehab Center in Malibu, California, but that hasn’t stopped the “Georgia Rule” star from demanding that her friends sneak prescription drugs into the facility. Read the rest of this entry »

Snitching sources at the National Enquirer claim that “Cruel Intentions” actress Selma Blair checked in for a secret stint at Promises Rehab Center back in March. Read the rest of this entry »