Shannon Thompson is my favorite celeb

You may not have heard of him yet. And all I have to say is, have you been to your local comedy club? This up and coming comedian is my FAVORITE for a number of reasons. He’s hysterical, he goes down on me and his mom takes me shopping. Okay, yeah, he’s my paper boy,…

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Newsflash: Britney Spears doesn’t know what she’s doing

I know this comes as a huge shocker to everyone, but a source from her management company told TMZ.com that Spear’s doesn’t know what the hell she’s doing. I have only one word to say to that: K-Fed. Okay, I actually have a couple more. Like baby carseat, Vegas, sequened jump suit wedding, Crossroads and…

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German thinks Pam Anderson is the BEST

On a nocturnal wine induced web crawl, I stumbled across this website while searching for “celebrity polls.” On this site a German fellow named Stefan presents a clunky, dated website that brings all his passions to one place – physics, German politics and American celebrities. He has created a celebrity polls page where you can…

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Crazy rockers like Bono are my heros

This picture is awesome. It’s like Bono is giving the condescending pat on the arm we’d all like to give George W. I can’t mask the fact that I think Bono is an extraordinary person. It’s easy to poo-poo famous people who do good by saying that they are grand-standing or seeking publicity. It’s even…

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Twins! Fiona and Calista separated at birth!

Okay so there’s actually very little to substantiate my little theory, but I think I’ve really uncovered something. Over the years I’ve been watching Calista Flockhart and Fiona Apple very closely – and only just recently have I uncovered their little secret. Aha! They are actually twins, separated at birth! Here’s the evidence I’ve collected…

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