Oh Morpheus, you could sure use a good friend at the moment. (Hell, even a bottle of Jack Daniels might suffice given the circumstances.) We wish we could console you by baking a few dozen Snickerdoodles and pouring you a couple glasses of milk to wash them down with. Alas, it is not to be. For it is our job to chronicle the latest sexual and legal escapades of your wayward daughter.
Kids: Always a disappointment.
It seems Laurence Fishburne’s pornstar-in-training Montana (Or should we call her “Chippy D?”) is in trouble with the law after allegedly beating up her pimp boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend during a brawl last February. Both girls reportedly dated a floppy-haired character identified as Jeremy (AKA “J-Pipes), but things turned lethal when Montana attacked the unidentified woman last romantically-linked to her man.
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Oh Lawd: Montana “Chippy D” Fishburne, burgeoning adult film star and the 18-year-old daughter of CSI actor Laurence Fishburne, has opened up to PEOPLE Magazine about her decision to enter that adult industry, despite being the celebuspawn of one of Hollywood’s leading actors.
Montana says starring in adult films is something she “always wanted to do” and admits she doesn’t think being a porn star is a “big deal.”
Oh Sweetie, you have no idea. This poor dumb child is being exploited and doesn’t even have the good sense God gave a billy goat to realize it.
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Park it, Chippy D! You’re not the only Z-Lister looking to capitalize on her 15 minutes of fame by taking a walk on the wildside as an adult film star.
We hear reality star-turned-blogging mess Tila Tequila — or Miss Tila, as she calls herself these days –has reportedly signed on to star in a porn film.
Celebrity insiders say Tequila, best known for her bisexual-friendly MTV reality show A Shot at Love, hopes to make millions off of an X-rated feature, which would be distributed by a major adult film house, ie: Vivid Entertainment or Hustler.
“Tila inked this deal hoping that she’ll make millions off the sale of it,” a well-placed insider squealed to RadarOnline.com this week.
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Homicidal teen mistress-turned-stay-at-home mom Amy Fisher has inked a contract to become a featured star for an adult film company.
Fisher, now 35, will produce and star in four films for Dreamzone Entertainment, RadarOnline.com learned this week. The first — tentatively called The Making of Amy Fisher: Porn Star — goes into production next month and is expected to hit the racks of adult DVD sellers later this year. The other three films will be released in 2011.
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Talk about kicking a girl when she’s down….Hot on the heels of the success of their 2009 skin flick hit Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan, Hustler Video has hit the adult DVD market with a second Lohan-inspired porn spoof, this one titled Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan Goes To Jail!
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