Brain Bleach, puhleeze! Cash-strapped Octomom Nadya Suleman has consistently snubbed offers from some of the most prominent adult film studios in The Smut Business to strip off on camera in exchange for the cash she desperately needs to save her brood from eviction.

Though Suleman, a mother of 14, may be opposed to sexing it up in real-life porn, apparently the baby fanatic isn’t above getting naughty for the lens in her personal life.

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Ever wondered what The Simpsons would look like if Homer and Marge were swingers and Springfield was actually the set of an XXX-rated film?

The first thing the blogosphere blasted us with as we grudgingly drug ourselves out of bed this morning was this relatively SFW trailer for a live-action Simpsons skin flick.

Yes, it’s about as distressing as it sounds. And yes, we’re spreading the misery.

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Well, here’s something we could have gone our entire lives without seeing: Oprah: The Skin Flick.

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Derrick Burts, a 24-year-old adult film star who performed in both gay and straight X-rated movies under the stage names “Derek Chambers” and “Cameron Reid” during a brief run in the porn industry, has identified himself as the catalyst of the first HIV/AIDS scare to hit the XXX scene since professional fucker Darren James tested positive for the virus in 2004.

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Capri Anderson was paid $3,500 to escort Charlie Sheen to dinner, but the night ended with her locked in a hotel bathroom in fear for her life, the 23-year-old adult film “actress” (Hint, Nudge, Wink…) told Good Morning America’s George Stephanopoulous in her first interview since she witnessed Sheen’s meltdown at The Plaza Hotel last month.

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