Nothing says “Sexy Time” like Terrorism — at least that’s Hustler’s motto.

Slain terror mastermind Osama Bin Laden is up for an “honor” typically extended upstanding citizens like Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, and Paris Hilton: He’s the subject of a new porn parody.

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Good News, Gents (and Ladies, if you’re into that kind of thing!), sex with singing star Katy Perry is no longer just a part of your dreams. The card-touting “California Gurl” and her ice cream cone bikini will now become a permanent part of your “Self Love Routine” (Hint, Nudge, Wink) after getting the XXX-rated treatment thanks to an adult film parody that will hit the semen-slimed shelves of smut retailers later this month.

Just wait until Katy’s minister mom gets a load of this!

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His work with hoochies made him a porn industry icon, now Ron Jeremy’s launching his own brand of hooch. The professional fucker hаѕ teamed up with Don Pancho Fernandez, the rum maker behind raved about offerings, such as Havana Club, Abuelo, and Zafra, to release a nеw signature brand of aged rum.

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If a guy like Ron Jeremy (who has nothing to do with the show we’re about to tell you about, by the way…) can become one of adult cinema’s most beloved icons, surely breaking into the skin biz can’t be that difficult.

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You’re nobody ’til somebody parodies you in porn! In news that could help lift ratings, we hear that NBC’s low-rated-but-awesome cult comedy has scored its very own adult film spoof that will go on sale wherever explicit smut is sold later this year.

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