“Rob treats me like his little teacher and we have a fun sexual relationship that is simple and carefree. He brings out the total cougar in me and I just like to teach him things,” Lisa Ann gushes of the couple’s burgeoning romance.

Rob previously dated ex-Cheetah Girl and 3LW singer Adrienne Bailon.

The Gosselins — who join their sextuplets and twins as the stars of TLC’s Jon and Kate Plus 8 — will find themselves spoofed in Devil Films’ latest X-rated feature Jon & Kate Fuck 8 later this month, Best Week Ever TV has learned. The couple are in the middle of a messy divorce battle — which has created a treasure trove of dish for tabloid news outlets.

“In our movie they go to marriage counseling and come out with the suggestion that maybe they should go out there and bang other people, so they do and then it turns out that after they sow their wild oats that they are meant to be together,” Devil’s Film sales manager Steve Volponi said of the feature. “It’ll probably be true to life.”

“Right now with the timing of it—they’re on TV every three minutes—I think this movie is going to be huge,” he added.

Jon & Kate Fuck 8 debuts Sept. 14.

Michael Lohan has slammed producers of a new porn movie spoofing his famous daughter’s troubled personal life and her on/off relationship with lesbian DJ Samantha Ronson.

The outspoken father of actress Lindsay Lohan is livid that Hustler Magazine has opted to poke fun of the star’s troubled reputation in a vulgar X-rated flick expected to hit adult DVD shops across the Globe later this month.

“That’s disgusting! I don’t want to see it. We can’t stop it, but I wish she would get herself out of this situation where she puts herself in the limelight where people are going to pick on her,” Michael fumed to The NY Post on Friday.

Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan sees Lohan lookalike adult film star Scarlett Fay getting her moan on with legendary porn star Ron Jeremy while Sam Ronson, played by porn star Dylan Ryan, looks on.

Lindsay Lohan isn’t the only pop culture notable getting the Hustler porn spoof treatment. Adult film stars will soon take on Bayside High’s own Zack Morris, A.C.Slater, Kelly Kapowski, Lisa Turtle, Jessie Spano, and Screech Powers in a hardcore X-rated parody of the popular Saturday Morning comedy Saved By The Bell.

Saved By The Bell XXX — expected to premiere later this year — comes just as comedian Jimmy Fallon is organizing a real-life 20th anniversary reunion of the show’s original cast for an upcoming episode of NBC’s Late Night.

“We couldn’t wait to get our hands on this one. It’s amazing, for such a silly show, how many fans it has,” Hustler filmmaker Jeff Thrill says of the new movie, which is currently casting. “Fans will get this. Expect some great surprises! We have great resources on our staff to ensure that we capture the true essence of the show.”

Hilarity ensues as “Lindsay” humps her way around a Marilyn Monroe photoshoot and enters and re-enters rehab all with a fedora-fitted Samantha Ronson lookalike in tow. The documentary-style porno also sees LiLezzie getting advice from frenemy Paris Hilton (played here by Eden Adams), having a slapfight with longtime foe Scarlett Johansson (Nicole Ray), and hooking up with over-the-hill porn legend Ron Jeremy.

Hustler Films is taking porn fans on another X-rated adventure inspired by Alaskan governor Sarah Palin.

Hollywood Is Nailin’ Paylin, a sequel to last year’s buzzed-about adult film parody Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?, will debut later this year with Palin lookalike Lisa Ann reprising her role as the conservative politician.

The movie will also feature adult stars Otto Bauer, Sara Faye, and Alan Stafford spoofing celebrities David Hasselhoff, Samantha Ronson, and magician Criss Angel.

The new storyline follows the fictional Gov. Palin as she attempts to break into showbusiness after losing her bid to become the Republican Vice-President. On her way to Hollywood, she meets the fake Hasselhoff, Ronson, and Angel, as she auditions for a role on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation and plans a brand new talk show and reality show, called America’s Next Top Governor.

Hollywood Is Nailin Paylin begins filming in Los Angeles next month.

The Los Angeles Times profiles Sasha Grey, the screaming adult film star cast in the lead role in Steven Soderbergh’s new (non-pornographic) movie, The Girlfriend Experience.

The 56-year-old, who starred in the 1972 film Behind the Green Door, one of the first X-rated films to be released widely in the United States, was found dead in her suburban Canyon Country home on April 12. The autopsy and toxicology tests confirmed she had suffered a cerebral hemorrhage and aneurysm related to heart disease.

Born Marilyn Ann Taylor, Chambers got her start in showbusiness when she was still holding a rattle — making her first appearance as a model as the blond infant featured on the Ivory Snow soap box for decades.

The “Umbrella” hitmaker, 21, is accused of taking seven suggestive snaps of herself in various states of undress in a hotel bathroom mirror. In another of the photos, her accused batterer, R&B singer Chris Brown, also appears, adorned with a pair of pink knickers on top of his head.

“She is freaking out. She was on the road to recovery after a terrible few months,” a friend of the 21-year-old blabbed to Britain’s News of the World this weekend. “She has no idea how these pictures have been leaked but she’s determined to find out.”

The pal added, “She’s rushed off to Hawaii to escape the scrutiny. She’s recording her new album and wants to shut herself in the studio away from the world for a few days.”

R&B’s ousted prince has denied any involvement in the leak of seven X-rated photos of a woman believed to be his former girlfriend that surfaced online on Friday.

Chris Brown says he had nothing to do with the release of the images, which appear to feature his ex, pop star Rihanna, in various states of undress.

Riiiight….And pigs have wings!

On Saturday, a spokesperson for Brown released a statement to ESSENCE.com denouncing claims that the “Run It” star has any connection to the photos. (Wait, isn’t he featured in one with her drawers on his head?)

“This is both a false and defamatory statement. Chris has not released or ‘leaked’ any photos of Rihanna (or anyone else for that matter).”

Chris is expected in court this month to face two felony charges that viciously beat Rihanna during a fight in Los Angeles last February.