Kevin, haven’t we heard enough about him, Federline will be appearing in three episodes of HBO’s Entourage, as a deadbeat husband of a celebrity (a.k.a. himself).

A source close to Kevin, said: “He is really keen — and not insulted when he was asked to play the part.”

Please make him comatose, dead, or otherwise unable to move or talk. I don’t understand why shows do this. It doesn’t make them more popular. Who wants to see him on television? Have you seen his music video?

Source: The Sun Online

…or not. Mel Gibson is going to gets shot … but only in “The Hebrew Hammer 2.”

The article refers to the movie as “Jewish blaxploitation.” Think about everything that is wrong with that phrase. But it does make me glad to know that already, we’re at a point when we can laugh at the former Mad Max.

The whole scene has a drunken, cavorting Mel Gibson (probably not played by himself) replaying a fantastic spectacle in which he spouts off a series of anti-semitic slurs before the Hebrew Hammer, played by Adam Goldberg, shoots him point blank.

That’s all nice, but what do you do for an encore?

Jessica Simpson, 26 and John Mayer, 28 may just be an item. A source close to Simpson declares she’s “head over heels, [and] telling friends [she's] in love.”

If the rumors are true, Simpson knows she has her father Joe on her side. “I love John Mayer,” he told PEOPLE on Tuesday. “I love his music. I love his talent.”

Simpson has been through a lot this year, and her father has much to say on that fact. Essentially, he’s concerned with her happiness and emotional well-being. “If my daughter’s happy, then I’m happy. And if she finds love, then I’m in love with the fact that she finds happiness,” Joe said.

Interestingly enough, Simpson and Mayer first met when she was still married to Nick Lachey.

Read the full story here.

Lindsay Lohan’s current beau Harry Morton was recently spotted in Beverly Hills at Cartier’s- buying an engagement ring. Could this mean a marriage announcement on the horizon?

“EXTRA” reports that one of Morton’s representatives says “I can confirm that Harry was shopping in Cartier…but what he purchased I cannot confirm. If it was in fact a gift then that’s between him and whomever the gift is for.”

I hope this is all just gossip, but if it is true I hope she says no. I’m usually not a pessimist, but I don’t see how this marriage could last. I know everyone’s saying that Harry’s been a good influence on Lindsay but at this point Lindsey can barely commit to a job, and I’m sorry but a guy who owns a company called “Pink Taco” can’t be all that mature either.

Remember that episode of “Friends” where Phoebe tinkled on one of the other friends? Was it Chandler? I don’t know. I caught the show mostly in re-runs. But I remember she had to do it because a jellyfish stung him.

Well, turns out that happened to Michael Douglas. Quoth the Star Pulse: “I took my kids down to the ocean the other day and we had a little problem - we have jellyfish. I got stung actually pretty bad, across my back just last week. There’s sort of a remedy that we’ve all heard…urine. It’s the remedy if you have a bad sting. So I asked my five-year-old son if he would pee-pee on my back. He looked at me like he’d gone to heaven.”

I could have done without the last line, Michael. it was all good and gravy until I had to imagine your could in rapturous joy because he gets to, uhh, “expel” on your back. But this would make a wacky misadventure for Grady Tripp, Douglas’ character in “Wonder Boys.” Or not. Somebody talk to Michael Chabon or Curtis Hansen about this…