Retired fashionisto/a, Mr. Blackwell placed Britney Spears and Paris Hilton in the Number One spot of his long-awaited “Worst Dressed Women List” on Tuesday. Mr. Blackwell was inspired to bash P&B after checking out their “style-free and fashion deprived” wardrobes. M.B went on to nickname the newly chummy pals-the “Screamgirls.” This comes just hours after Paris pleaded Not Guilty to a DUI charge.
Other celebs that made their way on to Blackwell’s forty-seventh annual list of “Worst Dressed Women” include LiLo (Lindsay Lohan) and veteran actress Meryl Streep-perhaps the Devil doesn’t love Prada after all.
Check out the complete Blackwell blacklist:
Sandra Oh
Tori Spelling
Sharon Stone
Paula Abdul
Mariah Carey
Christina Aguilera
Camilla Parker-Bowles
Britney and Paris
In further info from her interview with Gala magazine, Angelina Jolie has expanded on her desire to adopt more children with Brad Pitt. She says that it’s important that they remain as attached as possible to their three current children, Maddox, Zahara, and Shiloh but that there’s definitely enough love for more children in their future.
But is there enough money? Angelina says, “Brad and I want to continue to adopt, but keeping a big family uses up a lot of money.”
This is true enough but many regular old folks manage to do it. Maybe regular folks do it because they don’t have to pay for nannies and personal entourages, though.
Perhaps someone can send the couple some frugal tips like how to clip coupons, shop sales, and do bulk cooking to help save some money so that they can work their millions-per-movie salaries into affording to provide for their expanding family.
Dear Howard Stern:
Hey now! Before the day slips away from me (remember, it’s my birthday! Today is really all about me anyway) I wanted to wish you and the gang a very happy one year anniversary. Thanks to you my eyes have been opened to oh-so-many things; things that have made me throw up a little in my mouth; things that have left me scratching my head; things that my husband thanks you for.
How could I survive long days at my computer and in my car without my Sirius Satelite Radio? How could I have lived a full life without knowing about the Sybian? How would I have known about granny-porn star Blue Iris, Jeff the Drunk or my very, very favorite wack packer, Eric the Midget / Actor / Astronaut?
So thank you, Howard Stern. In your honor I’m typing this post in the nude (guess my birthday plan of staying in my pj’s all day is totally down the crapper).
Suzanne Somers, famous for breathing life into a dumb blonde who showed us all that “three’s company,” lost her Malibu home in a devastating fire early Tuesday morning. Sue and the Hubs weren’t home during the blaze, which was the byproduct of a series of California wildfires currently ripping through Malibu. No exact figure on just how much Suzanne’s home was worth, but most homes in the area are valued at between $5 and $15 million dollars.
Suzanne says: “My nature is to look at the glass half full. I don’t have a son or daughter in Iraq. I haven’t lost a loved one. We will rebuild, and I truly believe we will learn something great from this experience.”
Stay tuned for word on other celebrity homes damaged in the blaze.
Geeks, nerds and chatty teenage girls worldwide are rejoycing - Apple has just announced their latest product: the iPhone. According to the company:
“iPhone combines three products — a revolutionary mobile phone, a widescreen iPod with touch controls, and a breakthrough Internet communications device with desktop-class email, web browsing, maps, and searching — into one small and lightweight handheld device. iPhone also introduces an entirely new user interface based on a large multi-touch display and pioneering new software, letting you control everything with just your fingers. So it ushers in an era of software power and sophistication never before seen in a mobile device, completely redefining what you can do on a mobile phone.”
Oh Steve Jobs. Is there anything you can’t do???
