Couple months back, word filtered out that Screech Powers (yeah, we know his name is supposedly Dustin Diamond, but come on - who doesn’t think of him as Screech?) did a little acting with several young ladies and it was now available for purchase on DVD. Deviants throughout the land living in their parents basements rejoiced at the thought of seeing Screech do what we all know Zack and Kelly used to do behind The Max.

Only now it appears it may not be Screech in the film. Or at least the important part of Screech for this kind of film.

The New York Daily News is reporting that agent David Hans Schmidt, who somehow convinced some company called Red Light District Video to produce this bit of movie mastery, claims there is doubt as to whether or not the key element of the film actually belongs to Screech.

“I have reason to believe that is not Dustin’s [manhood] in the movie,” says the agent.

Yikes. Screech’s girlfriend, one Jennifer Misner, begs to differ and claims that the goods are genuinely, 100% pure Screech.

There is no word on who the stunt double may have been but we feel confident in these two words: Mister Belding.

When will Rosie get it? Nobody cares. Just when we thought the never-ending saga of RODO had flown the coup, Rosie spent half of “The View” taking pot shots at The Donald-and his hair, of course.

Back from vacation, and in her first appearance of Twenty Oh Seven, Rosie called DT “The Ever-Ready Comb-Over Bunny.” Manhattan has spent most of the day locked under a siege of a stinky gaseous scent-a scent which Rosie blames on Donald.

Even Barbara got in on the gags, flat out calling one of the world’s richest men a liar. “Everything he said I said about [Rosie] is totally untrue,” she said. (Insert deep sigh here) Don’t you miss the days when the most interesting occurences on “The View” was all of the fur in Star’s wardrobe? All is quiet over at Team Trumpm, we’ll keep you posted.

Fresh off of a DUI stunt, Nicole Ritchie and her BF Joel Madden spent the first weekend of 2007 chilling out in Mexico. With any luck maybe somebody will give this girl an enchilada.

Rapper Busta Rhymes and Flava Flav’s main squeeze, Deelishis were spotted getting quite “cozy” down in South Beach recently. For a guy that just got arraigned on assault charges on January 4th, Busta’s livin it up. But what more could we expect from the guy who taught everyone how to “touch it.” If you were dating a guy whose idea of fashion was a set of golds and an overgrown clock, you’d probably cheat, too.

And in other Busta news, the buzz in the Big Apple has a female sergeant facing disciplinary action after leading Busta out of the back door of the courthouse. NYPD Internal Affairs is investigating whether or not the sergeant showed the “Gimme Some More” rhymer preferential treatment.

It looks like Lil Kim is out on the town.

The Queen Bee attended the launch party for Hip Hop Weekly Magazine this weekend here in NYC.

It’s really a shame what plastic surgery can do to an already pretty face. QB should sue.