As we reported earlier, Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have been careening toward a split for the past week. FINALLY, we get an official statement, translated by Yours Truly:
“It has always been our preference not to comment on the status of our relationship and to that we say Nyah nyah nyah nyah but, out of respect for the time we’ve spent together and the realization that you all have already figured it out, we feel compelled to do so now, in light of recent speculation and the number of inaccurate stories that are being reported by the media. If you didn’t follow us around all the time, we wouldn’t be cruising off a #1 album and a #1 movie, so thanks, but we still hate you. We have, in fact, ended our romantic relationship probably a few months ago, suckas and have done so mutually and as friends, with continued love and respect for one another, even though we haven’t decided who will get custody of the career.” (Source: Breakfast at Tiffany’s)
Did Justin fall for Hottest Woman Ever Scarlett Johansson, or is he seeing a Tennessean wannabe? We suspect Cameron didn’t take the ring alluded to in his current #1 smash “My Love”, and if so she’s either a fool or mature beyond her years. Hey JT, if not getting married is a deal-breaker for you, there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
If there’s one thing celebrities love, it’s FREE STUFF. Unfortunately, the days of fully-loaded “goodie bags” might be a thing of the past, starting with this year’s Golden Globes, after the IRS said it was looking into treating gift bags as taxable income. No one will be taking home over $20,000 in loot like last year, according to Variety — more like a paltry $600 worth. Worse, next year presenters will get NADA from the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, which runs the Globes. Still, “gift suites” — temporary boutiques where stars can visit over the weekend and paw through the merchandise — will still be there to satisfy that “swag tooth.”
Among the sames already announced as presenters are Jake Gyllenhaal, Jessica Biel and Renee Zellweger.
According to New York snitch sources, Lindsay Lohan may get her party animal ways from her mama.
Dina Lohan has allegedly been hitting up a number of Big Apple hotspots and playing the role of the “hot mama.” But it was Wednesday night at the Kobe Nightclub here in the city that D.L was accused of checking her table manners at the door.
Sporting a mini-skirt and high boots, Dina was reportedly cozying up with one of her tablemates:
“Dina had a napkin in her lap and hiked up her dress,” the disgusted source dishes. “The guy put his hand under her napkin (Insert your imagination here) It went on for like five minutes.”
Naturally, D.L’s camp is in denial. “That’s a disgusting lie and it’s completely untrue.”
Former Miss. Nevada, Katie Rees got the boot late last year after skanky photos of the beauty queen out on the town at nineteen popped up on the Net.
Tattles are screaming that Katie may get another opportunity to show the world the unique talent of nipple licking-and this time she’d be showing her thong for more than just free shots of Tequila. The crowned tramp is allegedly in chats with Playboy, who is hoping to snag the blonde with lesbian tendencies for a full spread.
Katie supposedly already turned down Girls Gone Wild founder, Joe Francis, who was offering the dethroned “beauty” $25,000 for two videos. So, she turned down twenty-five grand to do what she did in a crowded nightclub for free? Well, that makes sense!
Katie’s already landed work as a host of “Comedy Madhouse” at the Hard Rock Cafe in Las Vegas. Check out the pics that cost K.R her crown, but you’ve been warned-this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK:
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The adoption advocacy community are speaking out against one of it’s most famous members-Angelina Jole.
Apparently, the “do-gooders” are up in arms about some of Angie’s recent comments, including calling her natural daughter a “blob,” openly admitting that the kid was an accident, and allegedly turning her nose down at Madonna’s shady adoption while, in their view, having entered into a questionable adoption of her own.
“Angelina is not a hero in the adoption community,” Tatiana Beams, a Seattle-based international adoption advocate,” dishes to sources in New York. The adoption advocate says that parents are disappointed Jolie “does nothing, or at least very little, to keep international adoption open and legal for American families and children.”
Tatiana claims that Angelina is chewing out Madonna when one of her own adoptions should be called into question-well, the first on, at least:
“She adopted Maddox under a questionable agency, where the directors went to prison.” T.B goes on, “It would be nice to see her speak out on issues and policies surrounding international adoption.”
