It’s been a week since Ashlee Simpson (Minus The Wentz) filed for divorce from hubby of two years Pete Wentz, and since calling it quits with the bassist, Ashlee’s packed up the former couple’s young (bizarrely-named son) Bronx and started shacking up with her big sis, Jessica Simpson and Jess’ fiancé Eric Johnson.
Intellectually mismatched? We know she’s got the vocal prowess of a broken toaster and a wet noodle, but is Ashlee Simpson really just “too stupid to keep up” with her soon-to-be ex-husband Pete Wentz? That’s the interesting explanation one Fall Out Boy mole is offering for the shocking bust-up of Pete and Ashlee’s 2 1/2 year marriage.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are divorcing after 2 1/2 years of marriage, a spokesperson for the couple confirmed on Wednesday.
Look everyone, it’s Don King.
Oh wait…False alarm. It’s only Pete Wentz — getting in touch with his inner Chia Pet. Life with Ashlee Simpson has the effect on a man.
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz’s toddler son, Bronx Mowgli, is recovering safely in the arms of his famous parents after escaping a minor car accident in Los Angeles on Tuesday.