The Crack Pipe Adventures of Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb and coming to a bookshelf near you. Babyshambles musician Pete Doherty has revealed that he will tell all about the life of sex, drugs and rock n’ roll he shared with supermodel Kate Moss in a new autobiography. Read the rest of this entry »
A clearly intoxicated Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty joined forces and recorded a bizarre YouTube video of themselves playing with kittens and other animals. Read the rest of this entry »
Pete Doherty is accused of using heroin while incarcerated. (The actually images of Doherty in the pokey had to be removed, but he looks high and imprisoned by bad fashion in this photo, so there’s not that big a difference.)
“We can’t believe how much he’s still clucking for it. They put him inside to force him to give up but Pete always has a need to feed his habit.”
Pete Doherty has been sentenced to fourteen weeks in jail for violating a probation order. No word on just how Pete violated his probation, but the Babyshambles has reportedly used different kinds of drugs, breached “time keeping,” and generally not complied with his probation.
Pete Doherty has produced a crackbaby. Twenty year old college student Laura McLaughlin claims she is three months pregnant by Kate Moss’ heroin-addicted ex. She will give birth in June. Laura, who was once bound for the Harvard University School of Law, says she’s certain she was sperminated by Pete because he is the only man she’s ever been with. (Talk about a waste of virginity.) Read the rest of this entry »
In an attempt to cheer up his crack smoking pal Amy Winehouse, Pete Doherty has presented the beehived star with the belated Christmas gift of a kitten. Amy has decided to call the feline Lucky Seven, in honor of her jailed husband Blake Fielder-Civil. Read the rest of this entry »
Pete Doherty is in negotiations for big bucks to tell the story of his relationship with Kate Moss in a one-hour British television show, The Kate And Pete Love Story. Read the rest of this entry »