
Before she was a brain-dead socialite with the IQ of a field mouse and the personality of a dialtone, Paris Hilton was hobnobbing with some of the world’s most powerful people — like then-First Lady Nancy Reagan.
Too bad pint-sized P.H. didn’t pay closer attention to Nancy’s “Just Say No!” campaign!
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Paris Hilton just got her Hallmark Moment.
The heiress has reached a settlement in a 2007 lawsuit against greeting cards manufacturer Hallmark, in which the socialite (then just two weeks out of jail on a probation violation charge) slammed the company for using her image without permission.
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Japan Tells Hilton: “You’re Not on the List!” Socialite Paris Hilton has left Japan after being denied entrance to the country a day after pleading guilty to cocaine possession in Las Vegas.
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Things are looking up for Paris Hilton. Not only has she struck a deal to do not one day of jail time for her role in a cocaine bust in Las Vegas last month (We’ve got five bucks that says she dropped a dime on her supplier…), the headline-snaggin’ socialite is being hailed a friend to all creatures on four legs after she rescued 20 rabbits from a pet store upon learning that the animals were set to become snake food.
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Paris Hilton has escaped jail time in relation to her collar on cocaine possession charges in Las Vegas last month.
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