No seriously I actually do.

It’s been reported that British graffiti artist Banksy has “reconstructed” 500 copies of Paris Hilton’s debut album. How’d he tamper with the heiresses’s art? He changed pictures on the album cover to include Hilton topless with a dog’s head, as well as placing stickers mocking her “hits” such as “Why Am I Famous?

Not only did he tamper with the album covers, but Banksy replaced the actual CD’s with remixed music that can only be attributed to a musician named “DM.”

Banksy’s rep, Jo Brooks, informs the BBC that he intentionally tampered with albums in 48 record stores across the U.K.

Hilton’s camp has yet to comment on this latest stunt by Banksy.

Read the full story here.

This is the only thing that will save her album sales.

OMFG _ I’m laffing my ass over this one.

“I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it’s so good.”

That’s what Paris Hilton has to say about her new album, Paris, which will be released this Tuesday. Paris talked about her music and the public’s reactions to it recently in Blender magazine (story via People.com).

Ok, Paris. Just to be fair and objective, I’ll also include a quote from Joerg Colberg’s review of Paris. “Listening to her sing Rod Stewart’s Do Ya Think I’m Sexy, you are gripped by the fear that civilization as we know it is doomed and that brimstone is going to start raining from the sky any minute. It doesn’t, but a sense of terrible foreboding is further stoked by the sleeve notes, which make reference to “all my albums to come”. You might call that another example of the sheer force of will that has got Hilton so far in so many improbable careers, but on the basis of the 11 tracks here, it sounds more like a threat.”

Geez. Now I think I might cry when I hear it too..

Paris Hilton, 25, says she and Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos are back together… but for how long?

“We’re together now, here.” Hilton told PEOPLE magazine on Monday. The couple, who are both currently in Saint-Tropez seem to be rekindling their much talked about romance.

After seven months of dating, the off-again, on-again couple had split in May. Now however, things seem to be heating up again for the two: Hilton was spotted partying with Niarchos on Saturday evening at the VIP Room nightclub, where he was treated to a scintillating pole dance by Hilton.

Read more about the seemingly on-again romance here.

Paris’s mouth is talking again. While she’s getting herself botoxed and waxed, she really should see to having her lips sewn shut for the sake of her “career.” Everytime she speaks it is something that only makes her publisist cry.

The subject today is her acting career. I only read the interview, but I could almost hear her whispy little voice bragging about her hidden talents and all of the parts she has lined up. Depressingly, she does have a role in the upcoming college comedy Pledge This!.

The bit that was painful for anyone with a nose for talent was when she started making compairisons to the versitile and talented Charlize Theron. My acting coach told me I have a similar style of acting to Charlize so we may end up vying for the same parts.”

Either she’s using her diary as an acting coach, or she hired one of Daddy’s yes-men for the job. All those two have in common is bone structure!

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Oops I did it again.

She’s a socialite, model, TV star, actor, author, entrepreneur … now, as Paris Hilton gets ready to add pop star to the list, she talks frankly to Simon Hattenstone about Nicole Richie, that home video and why she plans on being celibate for a year

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I nearly vomitted after reading this article. What if behind all the celibrity crap there is a real person back there somewhere. Nah probably not.

Paris Hilton recently made it known that she wants babies ASAP. Why? Because, according to an article by Jeannette Walls, she doesn’t want to be an “old mom.”

What’s really scary is that Paris cites her experience with animals as proof she’ll be a good mother. Oh, please.

We’ve all seen the video of poor Tinkerbell the chihuahua stuffed into pleather pants, struggling to walk in gaudy shoes, and shaking with fear as Paris blissfully strikes poses for the paparazzi.

Will somebody please give this girl another movie deal?

Do it for the children.