Sarah needs your help figuring out this whole Nicole Richie/Joel Madden baby dilemma. Plus, we ask whether Paris Hilton is trying to buy a slave in Africa? We remind her that slavery is illegal and immoral.

Harvard Lampoon’s Woman of the Year, Paris Hilton, appears on the publication’s new National Geographic parody cover. Paris Hilton, satisfying “Your Wildest Animal Fantasies.”

An injured Paris Hilton was left with a swollen cheek after she was chased and swarmed by paparazzi while exiting a restaurant in the Czech Republic. Paris is visiting the country whil on tour with her boyfriend Benji Madden and his band Good Charlotte. She took a fall in Prague’s Old Town Square after a fight broke out amongst rival paps clawing for a shot of reality TV-starring heiress. Read the rest of this entry »

With any luck, we’ll never be forced to watch Paris Hilton dance in public again. Paris Hilton is turning her basement into a private nightclub. The heiress is in the process of renovating her new $6 million five bedroom Beverly Hills estate and has decided to convert her basement into an exclusive dance hotspot, with it’s own entrance, equipped to accommodate up to 200 people. Read the rest of this entry »

Paris Hilton’s international trek with p-whipped Boytoy for the Moment Benji Madden has taken the heiress all the way to Istanbul. P.H served as one of the judges for the Miss Turkey beauty pageant-where she was invited on-stage for an impromptu belly dance. Here’s a vid of Paris belly dancing with famous belly dancer Asena on Thursday. Since we’ve seen an off-beat Paris slither op tables in a shameless attempt to feign rhythm on numerous occasions, this obviously isn’t going to end well, the heiress walked away looking a bit embarrassed. Enjoy!