Back in 2006, before anyone had been brainwashed into thinking they had to keep up with the Kardashians, all the paparazzi cameras were trained on a different vacuous former sex-tape-starring famewhore — Paris Hilton.
So someone somewhere decided that since she was “famous,” that meant she could sing too!
It was a very dark time.
DJ Herpes Hilton: Try that on for size.
Move over, Sam Ronson. Hang onto your turntables, Mix Masters. Imagine walking into your favorite hotspot and grooving to the rhythms of Paris Hilton. Would you think that was totally hot or oh-so-not? Eh — it really doesn’t matter because the socialite will likely be invading (or infecting, depending on who’s telling the story) a club near you quicker than you can say: “Washed-up hasbeen!”
Reality fans just aren’t that into the Paris Hilton’s intepretation of “The World.”
Apparently, neither is Oxygen.
Famed frenemies Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are back on speaking terms after rekindling their friendship, but according to The National Enquirer, Lindsay’s fiery loins burn for more than just a platonic reunion.
Ever daydreamed about being paid to party? Welcome to the wonderful lives of Paris and Nicky Hilton!
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