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Paris Hilton used to be known as the heiress to the Hilton fortune, but all of that changed with the release of her sex tape (first of many that have miraculously found their way to the Internet). Since then a day does not pass by that we are not graced by her presence from the front pages of any given tabloid. Her recent stint in jail for DUI made her the most famous jailbird ever (who else would go out of prison to a complete media frenzy?) and she has vowed to change her ways.

Luckily as she seems to have a memory span of a goldfish, Paris has forgotten about her vow soon enough and the normal partying schedule continues.

Miss Hilton enjoys shopping, small pooches and reading Bible in between releasing her sex tapes to the media.

Paris Hilton is losing her touch. The once highly sought after socialite failed to sink her herpes-infected claws in soccer bandit Cristiano Ronaldo during a night of partying at The Villa Nightclub in Los Angeles over the weekend.

Paris Hilton isn’t very happy with Page Six, the New York Post’s resident gossip rag, and judging by today’s column, the feeling is mutual.

In another sign of the apocalypse, Paris Hilton is trying desperately to become pregnant. The heiress is so thirsty for attention that she is secretly planning a baby with man of the honor Benji Madden in hopes of reclaiming her crown as tabloid journalism’s favorite little darling.
“She’s jealous of all the attention [best friend] Nicole […]

Nicole Richie is sick of Paris Hilton. (Hey, Nicole-Join the club!)

Paris Hilton says reports that she was punched in the face in West Hollywood Tuesday are “completely made up.”
Hollywood socialite Paris Hilton has issued a statement blasting rumors that she was socked in the face outside a Tinseltown hotspot on Tuesday night.