The City of Angels has had fewer problems with paparazzi since Britney Spears “started wearing clothes” and Lindsay started licking the chocha, according to Los Angeles Police Chief William Bratton.
“If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue,” the Chief told KNBC-TV in Los Angeles Thursday.
“If the ones that attract the paparazzi behave in the first place, like we expect of anybody, that solves about 90 percent of the problem. The rest we can deal with.”
Tobey Macguire lost his shit in Hollywood last night. The Spiderman star began screaming obscenities on a pack of snapping paps after the photographers refused to clear the way so that the actor could move his car.
Classic Catchphrase of the Day: “Get out of the way, Motherfuckers!”
The wrath of Surfer Hell descended on a drooling pack of photogs who were trying to snap an image of actor Matthew McConaughy over the weekend. Equipment was damaged and at least one nose was broken when a group of fellow surfers sailed to Matt’s rescue as he stood under siege from the paps on a Malibu beach. Read the rest of this entry »
Steve Guttenberg lost his damn mind on New York’s Upper West Side on Wednesday. The actor, best known for his roles in 80s blockbusters like Police Academy, Ghostbusters, and Three Men and A Baby, went ballastic when he spotted a videographer filming him on an afternoon jog. Steve, who appears in Jessica Simpson’s forthcoming flop Major Movie Star, flew into a ranting rage and attacked the cameraman. Read the rest of this entry »
An injured Paris Hilton was left with a swollen cheek after she was chased and swarmed by paparazzi while exiting a restaurant in the Czech Republic. Paris is visiting the country whil on tour with her boyfriend Benji Madden and his band Good Charlotte. She took a fall in Prague’s Old Town Square after a fight broke out amongst rival paps clawing for a shot of reality TV-starring heiress. Read the rest of this entry »
Members of the paparazzi were arrested on Wednesday night after chasing Britney Spears down a California highway. Eight vehicles were pulled over by the cops for “driving evasively and at a high rate of speed.” Several paparazzi were handcuffed and four photographers arrested after chasing the singer in her car and “driving evasively.” Britney told the LAPD that one of the chasing cars attempted to run her off the road.
Each of the photographers are being held on bail of $5,000 each, for alleged reckless driving.
A motorcycle-bound member of the paparazzi was seriously injured while chasing Britney Spears on Monday night, roughly a mile from the Beverly Hills Four Seasons Hotel. Several cars were in line chasing Brit when one hit another photog on a motorcycle, throwing the rider off the bike and on to the road. We’re told the rider was injured seriously and transported to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. His current condition is critical. Read the rest of this entry »
A former Britney Spears employee claims the pop star has been tipping the paparazzi off to her whereabouts in an effort to maintain tabloid stardom. Read the rest of this entry »
The paparazzi claims recently arrested Lindsay Lohan has been so desperate for cash over the last few days that she offered to ’sell” photos to pap agencies for $30,000! Read the rest of this entry »
