Lindsay Lohan Hawking SCRAM Bracelet Snaps To Paps

Looks like LiLo’s feeling the pinch of depleted finances as we draw closer to Christmas.

Looks like LiLo’s feeling the pinch of depleted finances as we draw closer to Christmas.

Russell Brand’s alleged fight with photographers broke out because he was “protecting” fiancee Katy Perry, but will the ultimate act of chivalry get the British-born funnyman banned from the United States altogether?

Mel Gibson: Check
Adam Lambert: Check
Now we can add Russell Brand to the list of celebs who have gone bonkers on the paps in the past few days.
Brand was taken into custody by police at Los Angeles International Airport (the scene of many a crime against snappers) after allegedly attacking a pushy paparazzon during an altercation on Friday.

In this Battle of the Bottom Feeders, OctoMel gets a royal dressing down about his attitude towards women, gays, and anyone else with morals after he confronts one brave professional snapper who had spent the day following him around Los Angeles.

Now that his career as a reality show villain is kaput, The Hills’ Spencer Pratt has launched his own paparazzi business.
Heaven help us!