Proving that perhaps some things never change, Britney Spears is back to brokering deals with her old pals the paparazzi, celebrity spies whisper. The pop tart is presently selling snapshots of her sleek new bikini body on a recent vacay in Cabo, San Lucas. Read the rest of this entry »
John Mayer made a public plea for stricter regulations against the paparazzi in Los Angeles on Thursday. The rocker appeared during an official hearing at Los Angeles City Hall to appeal for city-mandated control measures against overzealous photogs.
“I don’t sit before you today to ask that you ban the paparazzi. I’m asking you to regulate it. Officialize it. Tax it. Legitimize it,” John testified before government officials.
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The City of Angels has had fewer problems with paparazzi since Britney Spears “started wearing clothes” and Lindsay started licking the chocha, according to Los Angeles Police Chief William Bratton.
“If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue,” the Chief told KNBC-TV in Los Angeles Thursday.
“If the ones that attract the paparazzi behave in the first place, like we expect of anybody, that solves about 90 percent of the problem. The rest we can deal with.”
Tobey Macguire lost his shit in Hollywood last night. The Spiderman star began screaming obscenities on a pack of snapping paps after the photographers refused to clear the way so that the actor could move his car.
Classic Catchphrase of the Day: “Get out of the way, Motherfuckers!”
Way to go, Tobey!
The wrath of Surfer Hell descended on a drooling pack of photogs who were trying to snap an image of actor Matthew McConaughy over the weekend. Equipment was damaged and at least one nose was broken when a group of fellow surfers sailed to Matt’s rescue as he stood under siege from the paps on a Malibu beach. Read the rest of this entry »
