Snooki Ordered To Sign Autographs As Community Service

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Have you heard? MTV sudster star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s sentence for being criminally annoying on the beach in Seaside Heights last summer involves a giant dose of self-promotion. It’s the American Way, dont’cha know.

Does Snooki Need Rehab?

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Poor taste in fashion and a soft spot for muscular “juicers” may be the least of Snooki’s problems. Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi insists recent reports claiming that she fell critically-ill after being diagnosed with alcohol poisoning last May are categorically-false, but informants with noses for news say Snooks “Bring Your Own Keg” attitude…

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Snooki Alcohol Poisoning Scare On Set Of “Jersey Shore?”

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Jersey Shore star Nicole Polizzi — perhaps best known as pint-sized guidette “Snooki” — narrowly avoided a brush with serious illness after a wild night of drinking and partying in Miami last May. Snooks, 22, was rushed to a hospital and treated for alcohol poisoning during an episode that was scrapped from the show’s second…

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Snooki FleshDrive Adult Company Endorsement Deal

Jersey Shore reality personality Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has been presented with a $100,000 endorsement deal to become the face of an adult content company — though she won’t be expected to strip off for any porn. Well…that’s a relief!

Snooki Eating Disorder Exposed

Snooki Eating Disorder

Jersey Shore loudmouth Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi speaks candidly about her struggles with food on the pages of the Sept. 27 edition of OK! Magazine. Snooki became dangerously thin in high school while a potentially-lethal combination of anorexia and bulimia. Polizzi — who spends her days knocking back Mojitos and terrorizing beachgoers — dropped to a…

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Snooki Predicts “DWTS” Doom For The Situation

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We hope Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino isn’t counting on his Jersey Shore castmates to help him hoof his way to victory on Season 11 of Dancing With The Stars. Who is best dancer in the Shore house? According to Snooki, it’s not The Situation!

MTV Bosses Bar Jeff Miranda Access To Snooki

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Reality star Nicole Polizzi won’t be “Snookin’ for Love” if MTV has anything to say about it. Jeff Miranda — the Iraq War veteran who popped the question to Polizzi on the cover of a Tri-State-area magazine this week — is furious that MTV producers have banned him from seeing the Jersey Shore guidette, who…

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Snooki’s New Guido Jeff Miranda Is A “Swinging Serial Proposer”

The Jersey Shore’s Littliest Guidette wasted no time shooting down a public proposal — via magazine cover no less — from her rumored new beau, Jeff Miranda. But although Snooki Polizzi may be the latest woman to be shooed toward the altar by Miranda, she certainly isn’t the first.

Snooki Responds To Magazine Marriage Proposal: “I’m Single!”

Snooki Marriage Proposal

Well, that was quick. Sun-drenched Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is using her publicist to shoot down a marriage proposal from a gelled-up greaser she met filming scenes for the third season of the hit MTV series in a Seaside Heights bar earlier this month.

Snooki Cocktail Invades Seaside Heights Dive

The Seaside Heights, New Jersey bar where Snooki got punched in the face on the first season of MTV’s Jersey Shore is renaming her favorite cocktail in her honor. Awww shucks! The Beachcomber Bar & Grill’s heart attack in a glass — coconut rum, creme de bananes, melon liqueur, pineapple juice and whipped cream —…

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Snooki Is Annoying — No, Really

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Many have alleged it, but next month a Garden State judge will deliver the final verdict on whether or not pint-sized Jersey Shore lush Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is indeed criminally annoying. Who knew there were laws against being a poofy pest?!

High-End Designers Distance Themselves From Snooki

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If you plan on spending a summer with the cast of Jersey Shore, you may want to be sure everyone’s been washed, scrubbed, and thoroughly disinfected before letting them anywhere near your unmentionables. You don’t know where those things have been! And neither do the bosses of some of the world’s most-respected luxury brands —…

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Snooki Swears Off Alcohol (At Least During Daylight Hours!)

Snooki Blames Tequila For Arrest

The Snookster is turning over a new leaf. Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has blamed a Tequila binge for a foulmouthed outburst during her arrest for disorderly conduct last week, and the embarrassing debacle has really changed the way the pint-sized reality star feels about alcohol….at least during daylight hours!

Snooki Has A Date With A Judge

Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has been ordered to appear in court following her arrest for disorderly conduct last Friday, July 30. Snooks was filming scenes for the third season of The Shore at a local amusement park, when a pair of beefy lawmen hauled her away in handcuffs. While details surrounding her weekend…

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