Former Jersey Shore wildchild Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi says she’s lost 42 pounds since giving birth to her first child last summer. At 102 pounds, the reformed baddie credits a healthy diet and the guidance of tough celebrity trainer Anthony Michael with delivering thrilling results.

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Here’s a good way to attract ratings: Snooki will let fans see exclusive footage of her giving birth to her first child on her MTV reality show, Snooki and JWoww.

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In another strange sign of the Apocalypse, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is basking in the joys of new motherhood after welcoming her first child — a son — in a New Jersey hospital early Sunday.

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There’s a tiny penis growing inside of Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, 24.

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If the thought of Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi as somebody’s mother wasn’t frightening enough to leave you shaking in your boots, this quote ought to do the trick:

“Honestly I really didn’t know I could make a baby. So the fact I can reproduce is really scary.”

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