It’s official. The Newlyweds are finally over, dunzo, totally effing finito, with obviously no possibility for the reconciliation that’s been hinted at by the tabs for months. This actually makes me kind of sad. Granted, she’s dumber than a rock, but they seemed in love. I really thought these crazy kids were gonna make it.

From People:

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey look like they’re on their way to a speedy divorce, according to legal papers filed in L.A. County Superior Court.

The former Newlyweds are asking the judge to “bifurcate” the case, meaning to make the divorce official without settling all the financial details of the split. The decision should come within a month’s time.

At least Jessica will always have her amazing performance in Dukes of Hazzard to fall back on.

Is it weird that I totally want Nick Lachey’s new album?

Rather touching actually. Hahahhaha.

hahahaha, I hate Nick Lachey

Nick Lachey was left speechless when one gay fan suggested he give up on women following his painful split from Jessica Simpson - and give men a try. The star was promoting his new album when he was approached by the cheeky fan, who started off the conversation by telling Lachey he felt for him after the public break-up. Lachey says, “I was asked if I’d ever consider playing for the other team, which was a ‘Ooh, I’m not expecting that one.’ I answered it, ‘While I respect the other team and recognise that there is another team and they too play ball, I am not interested in playing for the other team.’” via

Am I supposed to be happy or excited about this trivial news?