In Today’s Edition of Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names….May/December Lovers Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey would like you to send a big “How Do?!” to the newest members of The Carey-Cannon Clan: (Drumroll please…) Moroccan Scott and Monroe Cannon.
Yeah….We’re not talking Apple and Moses or Pilot Inspektor and Coco, but pretty high up there on The WTF? Meter nonetheless.
It’s a good thing they’ll never need “regular” jobs…
Just in case you haven’t heard, The Carey-Cannon Buns have come out of the oven. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated their fourth wedding anniversary Saturday (Has it been that long already?!) by becoming parents to a baby girl and boy today. The stiletto-lovin’ songbird a new mom just in time for Mothers’ Day.
Guess that means we’ve seen our last topless “Nick and Mariah Posin’ Nude with Belly Bump” magazine cover?
Remind us to never trust Nick Cannon with anything of importance; ie: Our vintage Cabbage Patch Collection, the mood ring we won in the second-grade spelling bee, or OUR HOME TELEPHONE NUMBER!
The rapper/talent show host/AM drive man will likely be riding couch duty after he dropped his actual home phone number during his Manhattan morning radio, Rollin’ with Nick Cannon, on Thursday. Perhaps not surprisingly, his heavily pregnant wife, singing star Mariah Carey, wasn’t very happy about that.
It’s a good thing Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey are expecting a son and a daughter next month. After making a successful run for the title of “World’s Longest Pregnancy” (Seriously, when are those buns coming out of that oven, Woman?!), the songbird isn’t sure she’s got what it takes to spend another nine month cycle with bloated ankles and bad maternity dresses.
Move over, Ryan Seacrest! CBS Radio has tipped father-to-be Nick Cannon to serve as the host of a weekly syndicated radio countdown show that will be broadcast on CBS Radio stations and syndicated to US markets by Citadel Media.
Sounds like a regular Casey Kasem!